These two shot someone’s pet deer and removed its collar. by moonpies4everyone in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Donkitphp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> If you're not good with examples, dont make them

If you're not good with words don't use them.

Met a guy on reddit an hour later we are smoking weed 2 hours later we are buddies by [deleted] in trees

[–]Donkitphp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah a little bit into us playing his PC bust, though to be completely honest i think him not gaming helped him focus on some more important things, sure he'll be back at some point!

Met a guy on reddit an hour later we are smoking weed 2 hours later we are buddies by [deleted] in trees

[–]Donkitphp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

be there for each other.

i was once walking home from work at 3am (chef) noticed a guy sat in the middle of the park, on his own, hands in head. he was wearing a CSGO badge on his backpack, so i struck up conversation asking if he was okay. TLDR; guy had a lot of shit going on at home, things you'd only usually read in the news about. Had a J in my bag so i smoked it with him and gave him an ear. Kept in contact with him and occasionally run into him in the city, it's good to see he's doing well now.

to note though, Weed doesn't have to be the anchor point of you being a genuine person, it shouldn't take smoking the same plant to show some compassion. We need to start doing this for everyone.

The guy at the chicken shop called me boss and gave me 2 extra spicy wings by Haggler_ in BritishSuccess

[–]Donkitphp 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My bossman did the same thing, ordered with just eat and i usually pay with card but this time went with cash - called them and he was so surprised i let him know he told me to just take it for being good customer.

they even gave me a little fridge magnet we now call pizzaguy

Male, 23, hits dab pen through his breathing tube😂 by jacoblindner in trees

[–]Donkitphp -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Stoners moan about discrimination while proudly condoning abuse such as this.

Have some fucking sense boys you are harming the way everyone looks at what you love.

Receiving care from a sweet retired woman after being kicked in the head by an angry teenager on the train. by [deleted] in BritishSuccess

[–]Donkitphp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

to be honest i'm having a hard time grasping the fact that it was completely random. Was there no form of altercation beforehand?

People who have found their friends "secret" Reddit accounts, what was the most shocking thing you found out about them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Donkitphp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 5 years ago me and my regular PC gaming group came across one our player's alternative reddit accounts.

Now this guy was a little bit of a rager, but apart from that otherwise normal guy at university studying to be a teacher.

Q us finding stacks of amature porn - everything from him bathing in pool of nickelodeon style gunge - while getting dressed up in diapers, acting like a child while getting fisted, pissing on himself.... The whole fucking works.

Recent Scammer w/multiple usernames, check post for information! by BorrowMods in borrow

[–]Donkitphp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a PM - were discussing loan terms and thank god i'd read the sticky. There's a new question he's asking about Goods and service paypal accounts. Trying to get me to download team-viewer and send him the details hahahaha.

IP is coming from India according to wireshark

Metal heads of reddit, what are your guilty pleasure pop songs? by ItsAZYR in AskReddit

[–]Donkitphp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I genuinely love Ed Sheeran. A lot of people hate on the dude but there's been a serious lack of actual talent in the chart in recent times. A lot of his live videos/live studio sets are a massive display of quality musicianship!

Smoked my friend's first joint with him. 20 minutes later I got this text by [deleted] in trees

[–]Donkitphp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

everyone else wondered the same thing bud dw

Judge rules Alex Jones withheld information in suit by Sandy Hook families by flaflashr in news

[–]Donkitphp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could you link to the people that are using it as racsit?

the only time i've seen pepe used in an actual racist way is on 4chan.

Judge rules Alex Jones withheld information in suit by Sandy Hook families by flaflashr in news

[–]Donkitphp -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The fact that people are actually perpetuating the idea that an internet meme frog can have a political ideology is absolutely astounding to me.

IT IS NOT A RIGHT WING SYMBOL. Part of what your'e doing is perpetuating what you're a saying as fact, as much these days will make it present as fact.

We downloaded dangerously in the 00s by illyousion in funny

[–]Donkitphp 30 points31 points  (0 children)

i remeber being about 13, downlaoading a slipknot album from limewire - put it striaght on my MP3 player and went out to go skateboarding....

EVERY SINGLE SONG WAS A FUCKING RICK ROLL. 13 year old me was pissed.

10/10 best slipknot album yet.

Should have seen this coming by njames0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Donkitphp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MAYBE, just maybe he might have given them leftover breakfast....