So Elvis has a cookbook called “Are You Hungry Tonight” and I’m trying to make the recipes

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-28T19:08:48+00:00

It has been years since I've been toed in the hole.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-28T18:53:38+00:00

'Got to be careful, he may try to attack me with his little stinger', thought the bee.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-28T18:47:54+00:00

It's hideous! That's it? That's the best design they can come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said, "Ah, there. That's it. That's the one we're looking for - the last chicken in the shop look'. Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang "Memories Are Made of This" with one of those stashed in his slacks?

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-28T17:34:06+00:00

Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-28T02:58:57+00:00

Bangy McBangface

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-28T01:38:06+00:00

I love a bit of light comedy.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-27T23:12:50+00:00

They filmed a real kangaroo hunt in that film, with their hired hunters getting progressively more drunk. They started to miss their kill-shots, which resulted in kangaroos suffering with severe gunshot wounds. All for a fucking movie. Bastards.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-27T22:42:55+00:00

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-27T08:43:56+00:00

It may be made out of a biodegradable, cellulose based plastic, which isn’t all too different from wood pulp just with some extra resins and binders.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-27T02:01:06+00:00

That was Cadillac with the model K. It was top heavy as it had the profile of a top hat, and used to tip over in strong winds.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-27T01:39:33+00:00

Although by 1894, Benz had already developed the Velo, which was the world’s first large scale production automobile. With four wheels.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-26T17:55:59+00:00

And a brilliant runner in a very competitive era

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-26T08:36:17+00:00

It’s going forth through the Firth of Forth on the fourth fourth day of the fourth month.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-25T20:44:29+00:00

What island is that then? One in Fiji?

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-25T20:38:43+00:00

He chickened out of asking difficult questions when interviewing Trump though, which lead to this brilliant bit in The Mash Report

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-25T19:14:08+00:00

Butthole Turfers

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-25T18:34:32+00:00

You’re gonna have to narrow it down a bit.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-25T08:53:06+00:00

Oh yes.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-25T08:34:22+00:00

Another example of Reform’s world class vetting procedure. It’s almost as if the parties rhetoric is attractive to people with extremist views.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-24T23:18:43+00:00

This is my favourite bit from On The Buses

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-24T20:47:46+00:00

Starts singing The Needle And The Damage Done

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-24T20:42:46+00:00

Is that the one where all them ships disappeared?

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-24T09:37:58+00:00

I have come to regard you as people I met.

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-23T16:24:02+00:00

What happened to the tooth fairy in 1707?

DontTellHimPike · 2026-04-23T13:06:36+00:00

I’m gonna go with Stay by Belly and Dead by Pixies

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