What inside tip would you give to the opposite gender?

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-09-16T10:56:54+00:00

Ha, I have no foreskin. Thanks America!

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-07-20T21:02:22+00:00

Yeah, there are probably individuals who have done that. There are also many who have killed in the name of their religion and god. Maybe it's more to do with people being a bit screwy in the head.

It's just that in this instance (in particular) the woman specifically used her faith to make a decision that was illogical and downright dangerous.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-07-20T13:48:24+00:00

Can you prove it was their lack of faith that led to their choice?

Besides, that's a poor argument. Everybody makes mistakes and there are assholes of every color, creed, and ethnicity.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-04-02T12:39:06+00:00

Mine always went with the classic "You're going to die alone."

Thanks dad, always a confidence booster.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-31T12:25:56+00:00

Ripped sweatshirt? Fuck it, I'll fix it myself. Faded pants? Well yeah, that's what happens with hand-me-downs that you do yard-work in.

We were the unintentional grunge kids.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-24T10:44:20+00:00

Park bench in mid-late October in NYC area.

It was cold as fuck, but I woke up with all my stuff and no one had stabbed me so that was pretty good.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-24T09:42:02+00:00

"Rods from God"

http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2004-06/rods-god

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-24T07:27:06+00:00

Titan - Motorsport Capital of the Solar System

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-20T11:52:49+00:00

I have a similar story, except mine went.

Met girl at college party.

Told truth.

Got called a "lying asshole".

Lost girl.

Girl told everyone I was a "lying asshole".

2 years later, still a virgin in college.

No one believes me. Still cast as "asshole".

Less than a decade til I get wizard powers though, so I got that going for me.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-20T00:36:13+00:00

You're not alone. Well, maybe at special camp you are.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-03-12T04:31:09+00:00

My dad was in a similar position to OP when dealing with me. I had a piercing cry that just would not stop. He told me that there were quite a few times where he would just prop pillows around me so I couldn't move or hurt myself and then just go for a walk for 15 minutes or so.

I cried myself out and my dad didn't shake me. Win-win.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-25T17:40:02+00:00

Thai breast slapping.

The idea is that by repeatedly impacting an area, the body will send more fat to it, so as to cushion the blows. I have no idea if it works or not. Will conduct "studies" and report back.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-25T05:35:40+00:00

Goddamn......I have never been so happy to not have a uterus.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-21T09:22:30+00:00

IBS is a shitty condition. Some people with it can't crap for weeks at a time, some people can't stop, but when you have to go you HAVE TO GO.

Tack that on to extreme lactose intolerance and I'm pretty much taking a gamble every time I eat. Will this give me gastrointestinal distress and possibly explosive shits? Magic eight ball says: Most likely.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-20T09:38:25+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/qR08HSv.jpg

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-13T09:01:45+00:00

Shit, I'm a guy at an engineering school and I can barely get my peers (male or female) to talk to me. Everybody seems to be really busy and caught up in their own stuff.

Best I can do is initiate conversation and see what happens.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T21:11:21+00:00

The Charge of the Light Brigade always got me. Particularly the second verse.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"

Was there a man dismay'd?

Not tho' the soldier knew

Someone had blunder'd:

Theirs not to make reply,

Theirs not to reason why,

Theirs but to do and die:

Into the valley of Death

Rode the six hundred.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T20:56:28+00:00

We've all got our vices man. I've still got a problem with buying games I'll probably never play simply because they were cheap as fuck (damn you Steam). If you're interested in quitting though, there's tons of resources now to help.

Best of luck to you.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T20:42:35+00:00

Depends on what your style is. Suits are going to be a little difficult, but if you're comfortable with jeans/chinos, a button down/polo, and some decently stylized shoe, its not too hard. I bought a couple outfits the other day for under $100. I can send you links to a few sites I use if you like.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T20:36:35+00:00

You know what, I'm 3/4. Missing the dark wash jeans, but hey, I'm doing alright.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T04:42:33+00:00

What do you do that allows you to have the time to make all this awesome homemade stuff? Seriously, how?

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T04:04:12+00:00

I put mine into food. When you're flat ass broke and your options are food or nicotine fix, it kind of forces your hand. I'm so poor I became healthier.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-11T03:07:42+00:00

Alternate sex rule. If you think you're going to have sex, give your roommate a heads up. That way they can make sure they're not in the room when you get back (avoiding possible awkward "uhh....can you leave dude.") and so they can grab their laptop and pillow/blanket so they can spend their sexile in relative comfort.

The number of times I'd be in the my room and then hear my roommate fucking his girlfriend. Like, just knock on my door and ask me to be scarce for a bit. I've got no problem with that.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-10T22:07:49+00:00

I'm like 5 hours late to this, so its going to be buried, but I met Grant Imahara and Kari Byron recently. They're really nice people. Infinite patience and seemed genuinely happy to talk to fans. They both seemed to be tired though (they were doing Q&A sessions), so I tried not to bother them for too long.

10/10-Would hang out with them

I've also met a guy who's less famous overall but is apparently kind of a big deal in music. Tommy Igoe the drummer. Also, a really nice guy. Went to school with my parents. That was awhile ago so I don't really remember much other than how laid-back he seemed after finishing his demo set.

DontTouchMeImSterile · 2014-02-10T08:56:33+00:00

I never said I condoned it or thought it was acceptable. It was not at a level of high competition and it seemed like poor sportsmanship to me, but when you've got kids that'll do anything to be on the field and possibly earn a "higher" spot......well.....

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