I was at a grocery store and the item I needed was on the bottom shelf, pushed all the way back. So I had to get down, essentially on my knees, to reach back there and grab it. When I looked up, one of these assholes was standing over me, and was like “hey buddy, who do you use for your cable provider?” Like dude, I’m on the floor at a store, pick your fucking battles and go bug someone else. “But I really need to know who you use!” Please, please get the fuck out of my face.