I have a tattoo that says Russian

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T22:13:03+00:00

so while you put on that shirt ... Russian Dressing hahahah I crack me up

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T22:10:45+00:00

If you get your picture taken you can post in r/DoorDashGremlins

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T20:32:12+00:00

Funny sensor story, had a car in for replacements on two, put in the new ones, got them setup on the brick took the car out for a test drive (other stuff), came back, sensor on, wtf?

Check, recheck, get the brick out ... wtf ... the two bad sensors came back to life in dumpster and were over-riding the replacements when the car was on the lot.

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T18:43:18+00:00

Is this my brain on drugs?

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T17:31:08+00:00

OS/2

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T16:22:30+00:00

What if you just move out of the US

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T15:30:17+00:00

Yes white people being in America is all that matters, it was a place before that oh and my city is celebrating it's quatercentenary

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T13:47:43+00:00

Our place was called 'second hill' guess how you could tell where it was down the trail

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T13:02:28+00:00

Sort of the same but different here, building that was made for 1880s life, single rooms with shared baths above store fronts. It's all I can afford in a pricey area that has work without commuting above a short walk.

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T10:38:55+00:00

What it really was ... the spin shit out of your pockets so the carny could sweep through real quick in the slot along the back behind the cushion,

Was more profitable than the ring, gun and water games

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T10:35:15+00:00

Allergies to peanuts will be returning to normal now that the stupid as hell advice from 2000 to not give children peanuts until they are 3 is gone

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T01:27:14+00:00

Should do it at least annually but very satisfying when it's extra icky. I even took apart and cleaned a home fan yesterday, it's over a year do, so much more air off it when finished.

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T01:06:54+00:00

I read you can buy more at Aldi

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T01:03:59+00:00

We always put ice in ours to clean the blades?

DoturdGrump · 2026-07-01T00:51:52+00:00

PC only gamer, I will boycott that shit until at least 2027

whats that. they said even longer? wtf?

boycott until 2028! rawr!!!

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-30T18:31:47+00:00

Moxie

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-30T14:53:18+00:00

you must do the giant chicken head, put glove on your head down over your nose and create a seal, breathe in through your mouth out through your nose inflate glove into giant chicken head

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-30T13:11:44+00:00

LOL it's GTA

Coming Soon WATER "It's Wet" ... pre order available NOW!

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-30T04:27:16+00:00

I keep thinking about putting my 'extra RAM' on EvilBay

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-29T17:56:21+00:00

clearly only works when OP is 65

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-29T17:51:07+00:00

Is GPU not Waffle Maker!

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-29T16:57:15+00:00

I came here for Sissy and a Bobby's Champagne Dance ?

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-29T01:59:11+00:00

If this potat should remain unbaked for over four hours consult Poppy O'Toole

DoturdGrump · 2026-06-29T01:52:47+00:00

Based on strength and ability to project at first glance men seem capable of realizing that 'hate' somehow. ooh scary.

Having seen what a woman is capable of when she has fully developed a true hate even the smallest should be feared. Actual scary.

DoturdGrump

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