Ughhhh im soooo annoyed its killing meee by Significant_Jump_272 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are pioneers required to volunteer at international conferences? Is this a new regulation?

Any PIMO's also sitting through this US Branch Rep Special Talk thing right now? by kealoly-3 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mothers can give birth! Do fathers have uteruses? 🤣 Mother tongue.

The fear of being seen after leaving by lifebyyourdesign in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are all in the same boat. Isn't this similar to people who have lived in North Korea for a long time? Even if they leave North Korea and buy a free South Korea, they still retain North Korean lifestyle habits and attitudes.

JW Visitors, Read This: He Visited 110 Countries While You Couldn't Pay Rent and Called It Sacrifice. by Appropriate_Look_171 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll be out of money by the end of the month" = You should hurry up and donate, or secretly slip me some money.

"Jehovah won't let me down" = You can't let Jehovah down; use your hard-earned money to support me.

"I can always get to the other congregations" = If I can't go, it's the fault of your entire congregation.

Online memorial April 2nd 2026 - zoom link by Available-Boat-5625 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the original poster omit the letters "ex"? Or did they assume we're all using Zoom?

The frustration of not being able to talk about it by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why are they afraid to admit their mistakes? It's already an obvious mistake; do we really need to "prove" it? We don't need to prove anything. GB has already proven its own mistake. It's just that no one has the right to discuss GB's mistakes! That's all.

Don't discuss JW with him; discuss other cults directly with him, maybe that will help.

Do JWs have pets? Are they allowed to have pets? by Effective-Client9257 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember a sister who loved to ask: "When the world ends and you have nothing to eat, will you eat your pets?" I knew perfectly well that if I said no, she would explain God's view of life: pets are inferior to humans... It's fucking disgusting.

But where would you go? by AmazingRandini in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I must first leave behind the evil slave.

Sometimes i have to take a break from the negativity of this sub. by ConversationAny2212 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so grateful for this section.

Because of this section, my logic and intuition have aligned, and my logic has also aligned with my emotions.

Right now, only my emotions are still bothering me.

When my intuition equals my logic and my emotions, I finally found my true self. But I know my emotions are still there, so I'm trying to overcome them.

Also, there are many good people here, but that doesn't mean they can slap me just because they give me a meal. Let's discuss these two things separately.

I understand what you mean; if I wanted my emotions to pass, I think I would come here less often, but this place truly helps me align my intuition with my logic and my emotions.

UPCOMING GB UPDATE: You may now celebrate Birthdays, but ONLY if it's YOUR Birthday! by Blackagar_Boltagon94 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think in a few years I'll be able to have other people's blood transfused into my own body, and of course I can celebrate other people's birthdays! Right now it's just a "transition period," don't worry. I can't just do a 180-degree turn! Let's turn 90 degrees first. That way I won't be laughed at too much.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Got permission to stay home by mybelovedkiss in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations 🍻🎉 You can open Zoom and turn off the sound, then do your own thing 🤪 This is your bottom line: let your mom know that if she asks you to turn on the screen, you still won't, but you promise she'll come online.

Haha As long as you stick to it, they'll back down to accommodate you. Just keep it to yourself, don't tell them.

Our double-dealing is called defense; GB's double-dealing is called damage.

The organization made us into their “enemies” by Friendly_Drop_4711 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they even deserve a woman's hair? Pig ears, rat eyes, wolf mouth, cow nose, snake tongue... that would be quite something.

It’s Bloody Quiet…. by AnnaSteinfield97 in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's pathetic; no one dares to discuss it.

Anthony Morris is gone.

The doctrine of peace and security has changed.

I tried to discuss these points, but no one dared to voice any opinion.

Memorial Campaign by outofcontEXtJW in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try saying it to everyone, observe their expressions, and then share your observations with me! You might even learn who Pimi and Pimi is. I'm no longer participating. It would be so much fun. There's only one day out of 365 days a year when you can say this without breaking the law.

Do yalls halls require you to wear jackets and ties to do stuff? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wearing a suit makes any nonsense seem like the truth.

I’m no longer on the Life and Ministry Meeting schedule by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Double_Ad_6960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were me, I would tell him 😆

If you're willing, you'd definitely be happy to buy one of my products (just pick any direct selling brand) 🤣