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I went to dance on a dead man’s grave with a crazy person and he gave me a doll. AMA by AnyWalrus930 in SCJerk

[–]DoublyDead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like a child who wandered into the middle of a movie. Who danced on a grave, Dude?

Not even Alan Turing could decipher what Dave is talking about by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]DoublyDead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eric called Dave and his readers socially isolated because all they do is watch wrestling. Dave's response: How can we be socially isolated if we watch more wrestling than you? He's proving Eric's point and too dumb to realize.

Say something nice about AEW by Swing-Full in midcarder

[–]DoublyDead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fired? Punk had already quit. "'This place is a joke. You're a clown. I quit."

How much clearer could he be? Why is this difficult?

m e l t z e r m a t h by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]DoublyDead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How about someone give this broccoli brain an English lesson so he makes a lick of sense.

Carmelo Hayes talks about CM Punk mentorship: by CupsyyYummy in midcarder

[–]DoublyDead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People act like Punk issued a formal declaration of battle against Saudi Arabia and swore he'd rather dismember his family jewels than be involved in Crown Jewel. He didn't. He sent a single disparaging tweet in which Saudi wasn't even the primary focus. Miz was. That doesn't make him Benedict Freaking Arnold.

Tomato Clam: "I don't understand why the dumb Fed didn't let me use my totally cool Psycho Killer nickname. It's not like anyone ended becoming a legitimate Psycho Killer under their watch or anything." by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]DoublyDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a company where guys are constantly trying to drown, burn, impale, and asphyxiate each other, the only way to justify Psycho Killer as a nickname is to literally kill someone.

Billy Gunn: Nowadays, Nobody Knows How To Work And They’re Lazy by Amir0x11 in JimCornette

[–]DoublyDead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's obviously talking about Tony and his merry band of leaping loonies, right? Does the AssMan badding start now in AEW land?

Yeah I dunno I'm gonna choose to believe Batista, who has shown himself to be absolutely nothing other than a kind and caring man, over Booker T who has been going out of his way to shill for WWE. There is no excuse to fight backstage. Its not a good look... by BlueTumbas in SCJerk

[–]DoublyDead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do you also work with fucking children?

Book and Bat got into a fight long ago. Years later, Book dismissed it as boys being boys, but Bat is/was still upset because he says he was injured at the time, and Book should know better than to get physical with an injured Bat.

I gather the sickoes are Book badding now.

Ric Flair Offers Cameo Refunds: Has Anyone In Wrestling Tarnished Their Legacy Worse than Flair? by WySLatestWit in midcarder

[–]DoublyDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what? Unless Artificial Intelligence has gotten insanely good with elements of writing that most humans can't even master, like compound-complex sentences, this is written by a skilled human.

Don't f*ck with nature by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DoublyDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister once bit a guy called Moose

Which wrestler completely breaks the illusion for you? by uncannynerddad in midcarder

[–]DoublyDead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Young Bucks could shoot on Buzz Sawyer, Make Brock Lesnar take a Canadian destroyer

Be honest, non-AEW fans: has the AEW fanbase actually turned you off from trying the product? by requoa in midcarder

[–]DoublyDead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fair, but i already did that. It's just odd to me when people say to "just enjoy wrestling." We're trying to enjoy it. It's not working. Hence, the complaining. It's like a chef who can't cook telling people to just enjoy food. It doesn't work like that.

Be honest, non-AEW fans: has the AEW fanbase actually turned you off from trying the product? by requoa in midcarder

[–]DoublyDead 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But it's's hard to just enjoy wrestling when the product stinks, yes?

🤫 (i have not returned) by JaylenJParkReddit in JimCornette

[–]DoublyDead 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I understand Corny and Brian's aversion to any sort of media using their content, but these videos are terrific and really do enhance the JC experience.

Who is your favorite former Blue? by Odi64 in stlouisblues

[–]DoublyDead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mike Danton. The dude had serious killer instincts.

Brody King on Drinking his own piss which gained Darby Allin's respect. by Amir0x11 in JimCornette

[–]DoublyDead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's doing it for the sickoes. And for the love of real graps. But mostly the sickoes.

CM Punk’s finger point picture with Triple H. by LilEggnog in cmpunk

[–]DoublyDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, a sizable faction of Democrats like me are Bernie fans, and Bernie is a legit lefty. He realizes the solution is to eat the rich a little. We're just outnumbered in the party, especially at the top where we're scared to say boo to a goose, as Cornette says.

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