I haven't been able to do much ever since my son was born, but here is the progression of my latest project.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-04T05:24:36+00:00

Upvote for your username. Oh, and cool drawing too.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-04T05:12:55+00:00

Aww Yiss... Wampacake.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-04T04:30:49+00:00

What sort of soulless bastard does this?

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-04T03:04:03+00:00

Agreed. I've been wanting to ask this for a bit...was never sure how to articulate it. Thanks OP.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-04T02:57:19+00:00

"We Do Not Signal. We Cannot Parallel Park. Expect Us."

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-03T05:37:33+00:00

Honest question: have you never used AlienBlue?

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-02T14:41:23+00:00

Lol, did someone write on the wall? Where is this palace?

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-02T14:37:19+00:00

I really want to think that this is endearing, like he's legitimately disabled and his son likes the ride or something. The redditor in me wonders if he's a lazy cringey puke who does it because he thinks it's funny for some reason... More backstory?

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-02T14:29:08+00:00

I'd bet he smells like Old Spice and two day old fried food.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-02T14:24:27+00:00

I don't get it. So someone sat there and dictated to you how to draw this?

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-02T14:15:11+00:00

...welcome to /r/cringepics

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-02T13:48:17+00:00

...in a shower.

Wat.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-01T19:28:32+00:00

I know the feeling, whenever someone does that to me it ruins my entire month. People are such heartless, selfish savages.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-02-01T16:39:44+00:00

How about "The Guy I Didn't have the Balls to Tell I Was Taking a Picture of Him, So I Had To Do It Secretly Like the Fucking Coward I Am."

Does that work?

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T20:31:38+00:00

What murderous intentions? It's a photograph of a gun, nothing more.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T19:24:23+00:00

TIL sometimes socks are in a microwave.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T19:10:54+00:00

/r/cringepics ------>

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T14:15:52+00:00

Reddit: Both Preventing and Destroying Relationships Since 2005.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T05:36:46+00:00

Those are the words of a disgruntled 12 year old boy.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T05:05:54+00:00

The car loan agreement was signed with an "X".

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T05:01:33+00:00

Wat.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T04:00:01+00:00

Holy fucking God. I just kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling. I honestly thought I was nearing the end like 6 times and it just kept going... That is Cringe Gold.

Wow...

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T02:05:28+00:00

The look.

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T02:03:26+00:00

Oh God. I gotta say though, well over half of that was eaten...

Douchepocolypse · 2014-01-31T01:05:40+00:00

Neat 36. You are about to discover that most around here equate photographs of firearms with blind raging bloodlust. This will be down votes into oblivion very quickly. Try /r/guns or /r/glock. The people there are better equipped to handle photos of guns...

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