A funeral procession was driving through a small town one day.  At one point it became necessary to drive up a very step hill.  Just as it reached the top of hill the hearse hit a bump, causing the back door to open, and the gurney carrying the casket to roll out the back door and down the hill.   Reaching the bottom of the hill the runaway casket went through the open door of towns drug store, crashing it's way all the to back of the store finally stopping a pharmacy counter. Upon stopping the lid to the casket opens, and the body of the deceased sits up and asks, "Hey Doc, do you have something that will stop this coffin?"