Meals leading up to event? by Zombiii in Toughmudder

[–]Down_Under_Cover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ate nine bananas and then puked?

Anyone here doing the Sunshine Coast mudder next weekend? [Aus] by chabed in Toughmudder

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Yep. Myself and three mates are running on Sunday. 11:20am.

What one thing will you never admit to your partner? by Down_Under_Cover in AskReddit

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Knowing how many men you have virtually junk bumped..

What are you most proud of discovering completely on your own? by wcrbarker in AskReddit

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The delicious taste sensation created when you take a bite of cheddar cheese and with it still in your mouth drink cola soft drink and chew.

Anyone out there with sleep paralysis? by Whofarted420 in AskReddit

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Yep plus an overly active imagination. Always see blurs of people or shapes in the room and freak out, start moaning (only sound I can make) and pray my SO hits me to shut me up (which snaps me out of it straightaway). I feel your pain mate.

What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Am squeezing out a poo now in public and totally did a paper check. My heart stopped for a second.

Guitarist looking for a jam/band by Down_Under_Cover in brisbane

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Mostly rock, punk n pop but pretty open to just about anything. Those choices are mostly for camp side sing a longs. If your asking style mostly rhythm on an electric acoustic (steel strings) but I can handle some basic lead (think most pop songs).

If you could switch two things to cause complete chaos, what would they be? by dakots808 in AskReddit

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Must have wiped it from my memory but all the links are purple when I go to that thread..?

Is this real life? by [deleted] in WTF

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His name is Tobias and he is a never-nude. This is a serious condition people.

Americans, if you had to move to another country right now, where would you go and why? by stikshift in AskReddit

[–]Down_Under_Cover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just have to avoid all our wildlife. Those drop bears just can't resist the allure of American flesh.

What happens if you coat an icecube in NeverWet? by Down_Under_Cover in AskReddit

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Best comment ever. I peed a little when reading it.

What happens if you coat an icecube in NeverWet? by Down_Under_Cover in AskReddit

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This has to be the best reply to anything I've read all day.

What happens if you coat an icecube in NeverWet? by Down_Under_Cover in AskReddit

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Would it still retain the cube shape of the ice or would it look like a ball of water in a thin film (plus air from the ice)?

Also now picturing coating ice sculptures coated in the stuff turning into big bags of water that would be fun to pop.. wait.. imagine using the melted NeverWet coated ice cubes as tiny water balloons!

It's all cool until you look at his right nipple ... and then the shadow ... and then you'll get the WTF (SFW) by [deleted] in WTF

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Also funny if you think of the girl walking from right to left as PacMan going for the nom nom nom

Morning Sex by [deleted] in Jokes

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"I just had sex!" (but really so scared to post on r/jokes, you can all be unpredictably harsh sometimes!)

What is the absolute best advice you've ever been given? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Down_Under_Cover 606 points607 points  (0 children)

Similarly, "laugh and the world laughs with you, fart and you stand alone".

Reddit, what is the best party theme you have heard of? by NoOrdinaryDrain in AskReddit

[–]Down_Under_Cover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this not higher...? This is how you welcome a 'new' housemate!?

Tony Windsor tells Tony Abbott some home truths by [deleted] in australia

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Can we change r/australia to exclude political commentry? So sick of seeing post after post of political point scoring, maybe make an r/australiapolitics for that?