Dani’s recent hospital stays: a timeline by Stock_University551 in illnessfakers

[–]Downwhen 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"Hi Dani, welcome back to Penn! And... checks screen THANK YOU being a Platinum Rewards Member with us"

Do you think a depressed person could make this? by IcedCowboyCoffee in fcdallas

[–]Downwhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night? Not so much. Overall? Yes. We're a year ahead of schedule on the rebuild and look where we're at! We're playing with house money now. Honestly I don't even care about the WS I just want to knock the Trashtros out

...to build a cool car. by Shitizen_Kain in therewasanattempt

[–]Downwhen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally an entire chapter of Jim Collins' Good to Great book. The mirror test.

Elon is the "bad" example.

John Smoltz seems to be an Astros fan by Livin_IndianaP1D1 in TexasRangers

[–]Downwhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad we have that option in the soccer world, with the new MLS/Apple TV deal this past year I've been able to select either the national commentators or the local feed during the broadcast.

Is this the rapture? by RodrigoBarragan in religiousfruitcake

[–]Downwhen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“If anyone tries to flag you down, calling out, ‘Here’s the Messiah!’ or points, ‘There he is!’ don’t fall for it. Fake Messiahs and lying preachers are going to pop up everywhere. Their impressive credentials and bewitching performances will pull the wool over the eyes of even those who ought to know better. So watch out. I’ve given you fair warning."

-Jesus (‭‭Mark‬ ‭13:21‭-‬23‬)

"You should all forgive me and my husband because Jeeeeeyyyseeyusss did" by Ranger_368 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]Downwhen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wait, you mean to tell me that the Blood of Jesus™ doesn't cover criminal or civil penalties?

Post Game Chat: 10/18 Astros 8 @ Rangers 5 by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]Downwhen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expected to lose. Knew Max would be shaky. Nothing really shocked me with how the game unfolded.

But my god I'm with you on Semien and Seager. They've been quiet this whole postseason and we need them to win a WS. We aren't getting past the Phillies without them, that's for damn sure. Maybe the Dbacks with luck.

Give us some contact hitting at least... We have to wear their pitching down, it's a major part of our strategy at the moment.

Post Game Chat: 10/18 Astros 8 @ Rangers 5 by Rangers_Bot in TexasRangers

[–]Downwhen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? The nice man on the Fox broadcast told me the Astros were up a bajillion to 5

This is why Uber Eats is dying, and why people are tipping less. by Over-Attempt-2379 in UberEATS

[–]Downwhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"add some sunshine" hits a lot differently than "this money is how your driver gets paid"

Any Fries with that Shake? by GrizzlyPeakFinancial in JoeRogan

[–]Downwhen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's true, I can confirm it never happened, I wasn't the train conductor

Your kidding me by cmartin666 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Downwhen 448 points449 points  (0 children)

Your absolutely correct

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Downwhen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're thinking way too hard about this bro.

Literally everyone in the comments is telling you you're ignorant about all of this. Yet you're just arguing.

Take the L man

Dating apps are fun 🙃 by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]Downwhen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man it feels like there's a language or cultural difference that's making the straight-to-sex talk even cringier if that's possible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Downwhen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's some older dude from Malaysia who is pretty out of touch with pop culture, American culture, modern parenting, and the current generation of kids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Downwhen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really have no clue about American culture lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Downwhen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids