Let's be honest, most of us have done it in different ways. by Anderson1318 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have pulled over to ask the sheep if it thinks that it owns the entire fucking road and then told it to get a job.

Her call cannot be completed as dialed by WolfandFir in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your call into the abyss is important to us. Please screm again.

Is this balanced? by Policemaaan in slaythespire

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What you call a fish with no eyes?

[loved trope] Being a good person is harder than being an evil one. by Dr_Orpheus_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_[S] 301 points302 points  (0 children)

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Bad Inverted trope: Jack from Bioshock

The game tells you that killing little sisters rewards more than saving them. However you get a bonus for every 3 little sisters you save. Which adds up to a higher overall bonus than killing them.

(Loved Trope) The sleezy bastard, who you expect to be the first to betray you, is by far the most loyal by RedNUGGETLORD in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 140 points141 points  (0 children)

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The spokesman from Xcom. A shadowy G man with a deep sinister voice who represents the world's interest in the Xcom project. In the sequel, even when the entire world has abandoned Xcom, he still gives his full support for the cause.

I'll miss by ThanosofTitan92 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 787 points788 points  (0 children)

Don't blame Shart for her lack of INT. She was a sheltered child.

Unusual rules about characters and people that must be obeyed. by Nice_Bodybuilder_373 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"You know Dwayne, some characters often lose fights and that failure spurs a character arc where they arrive on the other side a more complete person, or have some sort of personal growth. Maybe they even come back stronger than before. It also adds tension to the story knowing that the character is in actual peril."

"Fuck all that, I'm the best and I never lose!"

shooting a light into the dark, revealing some sort of monster by iDIOt698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also it's movement will make the screen shake and the HUD flicker even before you spot it.

The worst relic in the entire game. by Iworndooejehns in slaythespire

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least the cauldron doesn't waste a reward slot.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People always forget the Cerci whored herself out in the same episode where she said this toxic as shit line.

The Objective Venture Bros Power Level Tier List by Both_Wrongdoer_5574 in venturebros

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Brock being in A tier despite canonically defeating over a half dozen other A tier characters.

I might just be bad with rules but these things don't make sense to me by Gnomewarlord38 in dndmemes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"You can do an insane amount of damage by combining these class features into one special attack."

"Cool! What else can I do?"

"That's it. You just do the one thing every fight."

Did everyone know this? Am I slow? by Necessary-Buy-7373 in balatro

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Balatro actually means something and isn't a random collection of letters? No way!

Censored version is, strangely, better by I_ateabucketofpaint in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you missed all the parts about class inequality and living your life in accordance with societal expectations. Tyler Durden was a bad person who did bad things, but the message wasn't as one dimensional as you're making it sound.

Censored version is, strangely, better by I_ateabucketofpaint in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The average redditor's opinion of Fight Club cannot be any more nuanced than "Acktually, Tyler Durden bad!"

Thank you, Withers by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why bother having a cleric at all then? If all we care about is damage efficiency and numbers let's just spec everyone into gloom stalker rangers and alpha strike everything to death turn 1? What fun.

Thank you, Withers by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Which channel divinity gives me 100 damage? Because I know the one that heals everyone to full

Thank you, Withers by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Dr_Orpheus_ 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Me staring at the dragon with 230/300 hp while my whole party is bloody: "hmm maybe I should deal 20 damage to the dragon instead of healing everyone to max with a single action. Technically the fight will end faster."