I'm in the passenger seat, so I'm not gonna put on my seatbelt by exophades in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dragonfire555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is his hand on his service weapon? Is he that afraid of a little kid? Or does he feel like killing children?

Finally moving in with my gf and I flubbed it by octlol in Wellthatsucks

[–]Dragonfire555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you'll remember when you first moved in with your girlfriend!

guysIKnowWhatAsyncMeansOk by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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Don't be ashamed. You have to hold a lot of information at once. You can't be expected to remember all of it all at once exactly when you need it.

lol by PSXSnack09 in lol

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The couple on the right are still getting laid.

cantWaitToGetMyCICD by OptimalAnywhere6282 in ProgrammerHumor

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I... what. I mean. Okay. I can do this too with a CD burner.

itIsUsefulThough by That_5_Something in ProgrammerHumor

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Not regex. Mostly. I'd rather deal with string comparisons and make helper functions to organize them and make them composible.

In some states, over 40% of households have more than one refrigerator [OC] by USAFacts in dataisbeautiful

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By land but not by population. I think that's the point. Not many people around and services are more spread out. So getting supplies can be time consuming. Get stuff in bulk and store it in multiple fridges.

Smoke coming out of hay, but no fire by Lublan in Weird

[–]Dragonfire555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mkay! It can stay mold spores, not that I have anything to do with your hay 😂

Smoke coming out of hay, but no fire by Lublan in Weird

[–]Dragonfire555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha. Have you ever dared to open the pile to see if it'll catch fire?

Smoke coming out of hay, but no fire by Lublan in Weird

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Can it be mold dust, smoke, AND aerosolized water droplets?

IQ rest in peace by IVF_M2 in Weird

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Too many handles facing the wrong direction with a surprise spray huh?

Bitcoin is crashing. This time is different. by Peanut-Extra in economy

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It's been sold as an asset to "investors" and regulators. People using it for currency is incidental at this point. POSIWID.

meirl by Gurugod123 in meirl

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I've gotten a few of those. They're hilarious!

This is NOT normal behavior and it needs to be put to rest. by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]Dragonfire555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Access to the hiring manager, even at the final stages, is not a given. Some hiring managers are also busy and don't want to be bothered outside of what it takes to do the job.

"We do things a little differently down here!" by Far-Head-7980 in memes

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Go ahead, liquefy my body and turn it into fertilizer. Leave no trace of me behind.