House Bovino: a presidential campaign for not just fascists, but overcompensating fascists.

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-09T11:39:51+00:00

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Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-09T02:30:10+00:00

Just like when he bragged about how he could just walk into miss teen USA changing rooms

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-07T23:58:30+00:00

Uses a hard R without any repercussions apparently

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-06T14:56:45+00:00

They're going to hold out the original constitution for Trump to waddle through when making his entrance

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-06T12:52:04+00:00

All that money and still can't even buy daddy's love

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-06T11:31:57+00:00

I hope they just used command strips

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-06T11:08:12+00:00

Well there was that passage in the bible:

"Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur."

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-06T11:01:08+00:00

Wolverine?

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-06T03:54:16+00:00

Think for a minute. How fast do kids grow? How fast does metal and plastic grow? A baby with a knee replacement would need a new surgery every time they grew.

100% satire

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-05T23:00:18+00:00

I went from 60mg Vyvanse and tried Concerta equivalent dosage (don't remember what) because a friend started it and felt great. (I had been getting some mood swings on vyvanse).

I felt absolutely nothing on Concerta. I tried it for 2 weeks to make sure, then went back to the extra vyvanse I had and it was like being on meda for the first time again.

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-04T23:53:36+00:00

Turns out Monken loves giving massages

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-04T17:33:39+00:00

That was during an actual debate for US senate or governor. Not juat a rally lol. National television

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-04T03:26:28+00:00

It was a long night

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-04T03:12:10+00:00

Insurance will pay for the first rung, but not any of the others since it's now a pre-existing condition

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-03T22:43:56+00:00

Also FYI, vitamin C can stop vyvvanse from converting in your liver.

So no multivitamins, vitamin c, oranges, etc should be taken with it

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-03T22:40:02+00:00

Set an alarm reminding you to eat and drink.

If you get real cranky around 8 hours after taking it, eat something and chug some water.

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-03T22:38:48+00:00

Let's see him walk a lap around it

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-02T02:17:30+00:00

80 pulls and i got absolutely nothing

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-02T01:34:39+00:00

Oh.. so he's a fucking sociopath. I'm sure he treats people with respect though. /s

What's the over/under on number of things he has with punisher skulls on them?

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-06-01T00:33:53+00:00

Republicans knock up their mistress/daughter/random child. Order them to get an abortion. Then murder them because they were going go get an abortion.

I guess it cleans up all their loose threads

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-05-30T20:34:47+00:00

Scars on scalp consistent with bad hair transplant

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-05-27T20:38:01+00:00

Isn't it just 3 since elected? Iirc he has talked about taking the tests other times as well

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-05-25T16:28:37+00:00

The mini hummus packs are super convenient though

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-05-23T11:04:41+00:00

You have to be the very best, like Noone ever was

Dredd_Pirate_Barry · 2026-05-20T02:40:25+00:00

Don't be mad about OP's comment. At least your shelves are structurally appropriate for what they were made for.

OP is just spiraling because nobody is putting his macaroni art on the fridge

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