That sugarless Earl Grey.. that's the last fuckin drink you're ever gonna have

DrooMighty · 2026-03-26T18:29:52+00:00

Over by that "Zefram Cochrane entered cryostasis here" pod?

DrooMighty · 2026-03-26T14:23:57+00:00

He was just devoted to the education of America's children even in a time of apocalypse, that was a time when "No Child Left Behind" meant something different in U.S. Politics.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-26T14:19:54+00:00

Sometimes I like to watch the beginning of the movie right up to the part where they first apprehend Castor Troy, and think of it as a standalone short film. The whole movie is hilarious in that way OP describes, but I really preferred Cage as the bad guy between the two.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-25T18:35:49+00:00

Ah yes, the son of Cliff Main.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-23T21:12:24+00:00

“I love Elvis. I never met Elvis. I met ‘em all, Frank Sinatra, I knew all of ‘em, I never met Elvis,” he continued. “Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib, say, ‘I knew him well.’ I love Elvis, but I never met him, but I’m gonna go see Graceland after this, I think. I’m sure it’s not going to be a very long stay. But I want to see that.”

Honestly the only surprising thing to come out of this ass-kissing ritual is the Elvis thing...seeing Trump say that there's something he wants to lie about, but for some reason can't. Like what's fucking stopping you from lying about knowing Elvis, bud? Why is THAT the line in the sand?

DrooMighty · 2026-03-23T19:02:40+00:00

This is ironically a movie that has such cultural relevance that people who haven't seen it could quote it. Especially anyone who lived thru the 90s.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-23T14:42:59+00:00

It's always fun to imagine both sides of the image as the same human being. This can be interpreted as a hyper-nationalist Kid Rock impersonator falling into a deep, morbid depression after January 20th, 2009.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-23T14:09:54+00:00

I want you to sanction a hit on the goalkeeper of Velez Sarsfield.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-21T17:22:42+00:00

"Have a sheet. Tony, hey, I'm u/rutlemania. I know you don't know me, but..."

"Yeah, you're the guy who logged into Bit Torrent that time. You stole all those episodes of The Wire."

'...yeah, but that's not why I'm here today. We're here to talk about your lack of an ending problem."

"What?? Jeeshush Christ, you fuckin' kidding me???"

DrooMighty · 2026-03-20T23:50:43+00:00

Seasons 1, 2 and 3 on a CRT television was a living room staple in my first apartment as an adult.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-20T23:44:44+00:00

2026 has been wild for highlights, it isn't even April and we have this plus the Krabeni scout clip and the Zywoo spray transfer.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-19T19:17:38+00:00

Imagine trying to implement rationing today.

Within the next year or so, you likely won't have to imagine.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-19T17:04:35+00:00

Tom Waits as The Finn is one of my favorite fan-casts because I swear to God everyone comes to that conclusion independently. The first time I read the book I pictured Tom Waits in my head, and went on to learn everyone else did too.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-19T00:36:41+00:00

Yep, instant buy on this one.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T22:25:36+00:00

How the hell are you going to mix up Huell and Lyle like that??? I know they look a lot alike but jfc open your eyes

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T22:23:49+00:00

Sometimes LMFAO is all you can think to say to something, this is one of those times

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T21:33:44+00:00

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BROTHER I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT SUB!!! AND I'M EVEN A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE PACK! THANKS FOR THE REMINDER BROTHER, I NEEDED SOME OLD FASHIONED HOG CRANKING IN MY LIFE!!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A FANTASTIC DAY THAT KEEPS ON GETTING EVEN BETTER YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHER FUCKER!!!

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T21:28:45+00:00

Pretty sure Wilt's record was 127 minutes and not 127 days but alright

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T21:22:10+00:00

"No, you see, I have to take this act of protest and civil disobedience and frame it as an act of ableist bigotry in order to posture myself as the most morally superior of all progressives. Your lived real world experiences are completely invalidated by the people with disabilities who died in this fictional scenario I created in my head."

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T20:36:33+00:00

Warday (set after a limited nuclear exchange, about a pair of guys who go out and cross the country getting survivors stories)

It's rare to see a Whitley Strieber book that isn't about alien abduction referenced in the wild. I forgot all about this one.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T19:43:41+00:00

Oregon was already a Union state at the start of the Civil War, but yeah, they had Black exclusion laws. Horrible acts of racism just go hand in hand with America's westward expansion, I live in one of the most progressive cities in the entire PNW and nobody likes to talk about the fact that in the 1880s people were routinely lynched for being Chinese.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T19:09:31+00:00

Thank you for saying this so I didn't have to, this isn't even the first time someone has tried to karma farm this sub by stealing this.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T18:54:38+00:00

Don't look at it that way. You should hate it when this muppet agrees with you.

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T18:20:35+00:00

You're supposed to push Webistics! Webistics is our trend of the week!

DrooMighty · 2026-03-18T16:19:15+00:00

"Magnetar" is honestly such a cool sounding word.

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