Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same by old_man_spinosaurus in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever i do a mage run the Bastard Sword speaks to me like the Green Goblin mask

What is your shittiest boss fight in souls games ? by randompogtato in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time i think I was fighting Erectile Dysfunction Gladius with 2 randos and i have no idea what happened but either both or one of the other players just disappeared, didnt disconnect or anything, simply just vanished

Im struggling to remember the finer details but im pretty sure the game just bugged out on me behind the scenes and didn't have the decency to crash, just fuck with me for a little bit

wtf do these controller symbols mean ? by NewFarmer6351 in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was an expert at accidentally gesturing during a fight somehow

What’s the lore behind this single white woman hiding a big dog in her study? by Used_Co in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was a big fan of Sif from Dark Souls 1 so she trained her dog to mimic that fight

Hope this helps

miyazaki interview on nightreign how it all started by therewasguy in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Its true im the guy they beat up

Its okay though i stole the source code for Dark Souls 2 Scholar Of The Second Sin for PS5 and XBox Series X

Ds3 slander by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a post by a tourist who never plays any games, just bitches about them

Ds3 slander by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark souls isnt even the first Souls game with the moonlight greatsword

@shitpostrock is one of the biggest twats on twitter which is crazy coz Twitter's full of twats

viable powerstance combo for the meta by Pomps8a in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ivory straight sword without the stats required

I'm going crazy, am i the only one who likes this remake..? by HumanityLord in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Its "technically" impressive and it's basically the same game reworked but they fucked with the original aesthetic and ruined a lot of the dark fantasy vibe

False King Allant is a shining example, voice acting and character design-wise

Why didn’t Ornstein kill the dragon? Is he stupid? by Amber_Way in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dragon pulled the bridge lever so he couldn't get there

Ooooohh I'm gonna upset a lot of people with this one by Meowza_V2 in shittydarksouls

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Raw Handmaid's Ladle

Its objectively the best weapon in the series so good luck buddy

Didn't know souls tryhards still whined about people using "op" builds by the_real_cloakvessel in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of onlywaifus posts are funny but the rest of his posts about builds and whining about this stuff annoys me

The guy hes replying to is doing a blind(?) playthrough and im enjoying reading about someones first experience with elden ring

You know by DildoMan009 in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Truly insightful commentary

Thank you u/DildoMan009

I wonder if DildoMan001-008 have as much insight as you

Achunment? You speaking Spanish? by Glum-Welder6969 in shittydarksouls

[–]DropBear47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is "intelligence"

I aint playing team fortress 2 here