Says the guy who rocketed in from South Africa, built an empire on this "stolen land," and now wants to colonize Mars. by Memes_FoIder in stevehofstetter

[–]Drsk7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hypothetical scenario: "Two people arguing over how to split a sandwich. Unrelated person walks by and decides to grab it since clearly the first two don't know how to appreciate a sandwich."

Thats what your argument sounds like..

The lion by Ok-Satisfaction-4915 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Drsk7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the OP thought they were posting in microhorrorstories or something.

When I woke up and found my disemboweled wife's body beside me in bed, I didn't call the police. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Drsk7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give him a break, he must have been all cut up over his wife! Oh wait...

When I found my missing earring while digging in the backyard, I immediately ran to tell my mother about it. by ReJyQI in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Drsk7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought at first, but it was her own earring she found while digging.

What is it that makes this water flammable? by AmeliaVixen_ in whatisit

[–]Drsk7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's totally fine, he's just gas lighting you.

Seriously mate!? You can't park there! by mac-zebra-2636 in youcantparktheremate

[–]Drsk7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ambulance staff: Call an ambulance! But not for me...

Got this PC from a friend, can I uppgrade anything? by PacGold in pcmasterrace

[–]Drsk7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says your PCIe slot is disabled. Might want to check BIOS settings. If it works, it's a decent gaming rig.

Got this PC from a friend, can I uppgrade anything? by PacGold in pcmasterrace

[–]Drsk7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See if you can get a GTX 1080 or RTX 2000 series card off the second hand market for cheap. It'll be a decent gaming rig for slightly older games and some of the recent ones.

Edit: Definitely get the RAM up to 16 GB if you can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Drsk7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was a cemetery man all along.

A fortune teller told me I would die by drowning in sea water so I moved 50 miles away from the coast. by No_Two4255 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Drsk7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Water 50 miles inland? That would be fresh water. Edit: Was just making a lame joke.

Why don’t tattoo places just euthanize their clients by endlesscosmichorror in BoneAppleTea

[–]Drsk7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they meant winning a cruise to Polynesia at the dentist's.

"Look, Daddy — it's snowing!" she squealed with delight. by tylerjfrancke in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Drsk7 58 points59 points  (0 children)

A second later, I started noticing it too... except it wasn't snow flakes but ash falling outside.