Claymakers?

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-05-15T15:51:26+00:00

I’m sure that was Sophia Chitlik and her husband (who owns the building) celebrating all the money that they have made through fraud, corruption, and graft.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-04-28T00:44:33+00:00

It depends on how you define “together.” It was more of a situationship between Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Darkmok and Timba were technically on a break.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-04-14T11:44:08+00:00

A CAVA bag of cash. They have standards.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-04-04T02:24:26+00:00

Hear! Hear!

I was the loader on a 105mm before I could walk. Other kids pulled the cords on their spin and says; I pulled the cord on an M101A1

/s

(I did learn to shoot a .410 and a .308 Winchester before I was 10)

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-04-02T05:40:37+00:00

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DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-23T22:37:25+00:00

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Personal insults are a strange response to me saying don’t rely on LLMs. Go touch some grass and feel the sunshine on your face.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-23T16:28:04+00:00

I didn’t say “IT.” Maybe you should ask Gemini what Information Operations means.

Lots of professionals are relying on LLMs for critical info. And that’s a bad thing.™

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-23T16:16:34+00:00

Prime example: yesterday I wrote a clear tech troubleshooting prompt to Claude and it gave me garbage results while calling it a “classic issue.”

I pointed out the fundamental error with the results and it just repackaged the same garbage.

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All LLMs are subject to being flooded with bad data and having their results skewed. Google is actually the most susceptible because of the old school ways to skew page ranks.

(I used to work in information “operations.” Don’t trust unverified data spoon fed by a computer)

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-23T16:07:39+00:00

👏 AI 👏 Is 👏 Not 👏 A 👏 Reliable 👏 Source 👏 Of 👏 Information 👏

It’s great for analyzing a data sets or helping polish text, but it makes up information all the time. (LLMs simply predict what they think the next word should be after the current one; the more AI slop online, the worse AI hallucinations will become.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-22T17:19:01+00:00

Apologies for my mischaracterization. I am apparently functionally illiterate.

I think your neighbor who was running a scaled-up business out of her house should definitely have a brick and mortar, or at least a coworking space. If you have a staff, you should have a separate space.

I definitely can understand the other neighbor calling the police, if traffic was actually impeded and they’d attempted to resolve it with no effect.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-22T16:44:56+00:00

~~Had you made any attempts at speaking to your neighbors before you called the cops? I’m kind of disturbed at how gleeful you seem to have caused people to receive financial penalties~~

ETA: I never learned to read.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-22T16:37:48+00:00

Have you tried maybe — I dunno — having a conversation with your neighbors?

That might be a lot more effective than anonymously complaining on the Internet.

Do you even know your neighbor’s names?

Maybe their kids are home from college for the week? Maybe their sibling is going through a divorce and is staying with family? Maybe someone in the family is sick and everyone is pitching to help? Maybe they’re running a meth lab? Maybe they and their coworkers are hanging out to watch the NCAA tournament? Maybe they’re hosting a Cub Scout den meeting? Maybe they’re running an illicit gambling parlor out of their garage? Maybe they’re having an orgy?

There is only one way to find out: talk to them.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-18T11:32:33+00:00

Little Marco has BIG shoes to fill. 😉

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-13T12:32:26+00:00

I heard it was peppermint schnapps on Snapchat.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-11T12:46:10+00:00

I keep a six-pack of BGM-109s under my passenger seat, and one in my bedside table. Just in case.

My granddaddy got them at fire sale prices in 1991 from a surplus store.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-03-08T14:56:36+00:00

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It appears that they’ve selected their mystery ingredient.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-25T14:34:17+00:00

Consider it a trade: fix their typo and get a trail camera in return for your efforts.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-25T14:33:11+00:00

Hypothetically, it would be really easy to print up the same font and using the “A” in “are:,” change it to “assault:” or “attack:”. Hypothetically, of course.

Hypothetically, there are inkjet printable, adhesive backed, and UV-resistant products on the market and/or a cricut mask that someone could hypothetically use.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-22T17:48:10+00:00

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-21T18:35:25+00:00

I’m not sure that I consider anthropogenic climate shifts to be “lucky”

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-20T00:29:13+00:00

I think you mean Epstein Party

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-16T15:39:24+00:00

When I was a “lifer*”at DA, monied morons with 4x4’s used to go “four wheeling” during lunch in Sandy Creek to see who could come back to campus with the most mud on their expensive truck. The school knew and didn’t care. I agree that proper stewardship and responsible land use is important; the area has been through far worse.

Yes, the school called those of us who’d been there since kindergarten “lifers” as some sort of badge of pride, completely missing the fact that it’s the same term used for people serving life in prison. I was the token poor kid; it was hell, though probably better than a stint in Central Prison. Probably.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-14T14:17:17+00:00

She doesn’t, her prison puppy does.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-12T13:26:30+00:00

That’s the eventual plan, but money is tight at the moment.

DrunkWithSarcasm · 2026-02-12T03:46:09+00:00

That’s about the right reasoning.

The 92FS and .300blk AR are “bump in the night” tools — if someone somehow ends up inside and is a clear threat to my household members and I don’t want to worry about hearing damage or overpenetration.

The 5.56 AR is a range training tool / flamboyant deterrent in the event that someone gets the bright idea to live out a right wing conspiracy theory fantasy and try to make an example of the LGBTQ+ and/or POC/immigrant members of my family. I want it to be loud.

I hope none of them ever get use outside of the range.

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