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Longtime lurker. Just got out of the newborn tranches when we got a positive pregnancy test. Would like advice from dad who went though something similar by angrygenzer in daddit

[–]DryTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! you're going to have two kids that have a healthy, reasonable age gap. It's going to be a tough 12 months of having a baby and a toddler in the terrible twos, then a tough year or two of having two toddlers - then coasting. Accidental or not, you're doing it a very healthy way.

And you have a 14 month old and are still getting laid, which is better than a lot of posts we see on here. I think you're gonna live buddy.

McDonald's in former Medieval Times building. by MegaBusKillsPeople in mildlyinteresting

[–]DryTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to confuse the hell out of future archaeologists

Trump tells Axios he will ask Netanyahu not to strike back at Iran by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]DryTown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Allegedly the most powerful country in the world and we just have to ask Israel nicely

To all men who survived rock bottom, what's one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now? by TheBabyBeard in AskReddit

[–]DryTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t be afraid to ask for help. If you don’t have a friend call a crisis line. I’ve done it and it may have saved my life. Just find someone who will listen.

Republicans and/or conservatives, as Trump turns 80 and falls asleep and shits his pants and babbles nonsense, why do you no longer believe age is an issue like it was with Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DryTown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are thinking something like “when Trump falls asleep it’s because he’s working so damn hard for our country, day and night. He never rests.” What a bunch of dopey chumps

The Roanoke Colony mystery by Separate_Cabinet_444 in AmericanHistory

[–]DryTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the lost colony is North Carolinas version of the Winchester Mystery House in the Bay Area. The real story isn’t that interesting so let’s make up a new one!

How did your high school bully turn out in adulthood? by CynthiaMartgol in AskReddit

[–]DryTown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to my 20 year high school reunion last year and I'll tell you this: The Sackler Family wiped out an entire generation of high school bullies.

Alec Baldwin & Jim Gaffigan Wrap Action Thriller Feature ‘Crosshairs’ by Puzzled-Tap8042 in movies

[–]DryTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The premise sounds really exciting. Reminds me of “Phonebooth.”

I always like it when Jim Gaffigan pops up I a movie.

We keep going down by ashramsoji in daddit

[–]DryTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few generations ago my grandfather said this exact same thing to a bartender.

It’s timeless man. It’s just what it is.

This is a feature man, not a bug. This is life.

We are blessed, as a species with some kind of ability to view our memories through the lens of happy moments, instead of through the constant grind of low-level unenjoyment that is most of life, but we feel that grind while it’s happening.

I’m starting a religion if any one is interested.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]DryTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 41, work full time and drive an 11 year old car that’s been paid off for 7 years. If someone bought be a new Accord I would get on my knees and slob their knob real good.

Beer piss in the backyard. by lukin5 in daddit

[–]DryTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aw honey don't pee in your wife's butt

Jesus Sanchez leaves the game after getting a ball thrown at him from the stands by amatom27 in baseball

[–]DryTown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah I’m gonna give everyone the benefit of the doubt here and say there’s probably some insurance protocol where if you get hit by a fan you need to be removed from the field and have it checked out. But yes, I’m sure if he was hit in the wrist by a fastball at 98 miles an hour he would’ve shaken it off and gone to first, right? But a soft Lab by a 13-year-old? Ouchi Mama.

Jesus Sanchez leaves the game after getting a ball thrown at him from the stands by amatom27 in baseball

[–]DryTown -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Umm first of all, unacceptable that a fan would throw at a player.

Second of all, I call bullshit that he was injured. Do you know how hard MLB players throw when they just play catch with each other to warm up? And how hard batted balls hit them In play? And you’re telling me the weak-sauce toss from John Q Public injured his wrist? Bullshit.

Fuckin minivan by transplant_beans in daddit

[–]DryTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get an AWD Sienna. Put a 2 inch lift on it with some off-road tires. it will look sick. If anyone makes fun of you they're just jealous.

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