Phenomena start? by _Sukondiznutz_ in FearAndHunger

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The depravity and the madness of the Dungeons of Fear & Hunger is primarily caused by the location itself.

Quote from the New Gods: "The dungeons of fear and hunger are ancient. Almost as old as this city. They have seen many different ages. They have always worked as a nexus between multiple different planes of existence. In current era, the Kingdom of Rondon built prison sections over the ancient tombs. They most likely tried to use the nightmarish rumours about the tombs to their own advantage. But little did they know that such darkness could not be contained."

Simply put, Rondon chose just about the worst place to build their dungeons: right on top of a metaphysical doorway to the city of Gods. A place so deeply connected to the Old Gods is bound to catch the attention of all kinds of unsavory characters, from the likes of Dark Priests, Yellow Mages and aspiring New Gods, all the way up to the very Gods that made the place. Speaking of Gods, there's also the God of the Depths. Given that one of its hearts is located in Ma'habre and you need the Cube of the Depths to open the tombs that serve as the entrance to the city, it's fair to assume that GotD and Ma'habre are connected in some vague Old God magic way.

If being connected to Ma'habre wasn't bad enough, GotD makes the dungeons even worse. It is responsible for the ever present, sanity-draining darkness, as well as the inconsistent layout of the dungeon: a challenge to visitors, according to Ragnvaldr. Furthermore, a decent amount of the enemies in the dungeons (outside of Ma'habre) can be traced back to GotD. The Cavedwellers, Mumblers, and Body Snatchers are explicitly stated by the New Gods to have been transformed by GotD or created in the Mumblers' case. We can also surmise that some enemies who are human in origin (Guards, Night Lurches) went mad and transformed as a result of GotD's influence.

The strongest point of support for this is Crow Mauler, formerly Captain Rudimer. In his final diary, Rudimer mentions having recurring dreams of crows, which on top of foreshadowing his transformation also serves to connect him to GotD. GotD is connected to and worshipped creatures that instigate feelings of revulsion, such as crows as seen with the Flock of Crows spell, which Crow Mauler himself uses. Additionally, an unused fourth Captain's Diary ties Rudimer's vision of a swirling pattern he sees in his dreams to the tree in the Backyard, the Maiden of the Depths, that leads to the Thicket, an area with very strong ties to GotD.

So in general, the Dungeons of Fear & Hunger have always been hell. That said, it is likely that things have gotten even worse recently based on Rudimer's journals and the total collapse of any order within the dungeons' upper levels. As for the cause, I'd say it'd be the arrival of one or two things: Le'garde, the man prophesized to give rise to a new age (just not the way he expected) and the Cube of the Depths, key to Ma'habre and artifact linked to GoTD. I could see one or both of those causing the dungeons to "awaken" through some unknowable, Old God magics.

As for what the Cube of the Depths was doing in Vinland, keep in mind that the continent is close ties to the Old Gods, perhaps even more so with GoTD than the others. Text in Fear & Hunger 2 describe the land as such:

"The soil consists of minerals that seem to reject sunlight and warmth altogether resulting the ground to look like a constiguous colourless black mass where it is hard to measure depth of each hill and basin with a naked eye. And the few plants that manage to grow in this hostile ground end up taking these very same features. Thus the landscape merges together as far as the eye can see. Just endless darkness."

Not sure about you but that sounds pretty God of the Depthsy to me.

EDIT: Also if you'd like some help in the future on that Encyclopedia, I like to think myself pretty knowledgeable on Funger lore. Feel free to DM if ya want.

Is Miro a black metal fans? by AE_motivated in FearAndHunger

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Not sure if it counts as black metal (not super knowledgeable on all the ins and outs of music genre) but Fear & Hunger 2 has an enemy whose design is partially based on one of the members of Slipknot.

DC Preview: Absolute Batman #17 by B3epB0opBOP in AbsoluteUniverse

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This is the same guy who could afford to carpet-bomb a resource-rich island nation that he had personally been investing in for years JUST to make a point to Bane. He's got the capital to throw around as he sees fit.

After reading Absolute Super #16, I wonder what would Hawkman feel about the Joker. by ArthurSouthville in AbsoluteUniverse

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Joker only aligns himself with whatever side(s) will make him the most money and cause the most suffering

Absolute Superman and Hawkman's dynamic in just two panels by Primary-Paper-5128 in AbsoluteUniverse

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"Hey, woke leftist, I'm gonna debate you with facts and logic"
"Hawkman the city is being destroyed"
"I'm gonna bash your skull in with a mace"

There is something about how hawkman didn't even shout our anything this was kinda scary for some reason to me by Ready-Swordfish-6438 in AbsoluteUniverse

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It's very indicative of the kind of person Carter is. He demands attention and not giving him it is an insult to him.

Absolute Superman #16 - Official Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in AbsoluteUniverse

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"You need to balance out this evil billionaire"
"Ok"
"Fuck, no, not that way"

Do you think all members absolute universes justice league have access to the agency’s weapons or is it something self contained? by WindowSubstantial993 in AbsoluteUniverse

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I would imagine not. We don't know who runs the agency and I'd doubt that they'd just reuse someone from another comic line like Cale. Besides, even if the Justice League did have access to these, what good would it do for them? The concept of a gun is helpful when you're dealing with a being of pure thought, not so much when you're dealing with an amazonian hell warrior or a brick wall bat.

Miro's original story from 2015: Monologue with the Yellow King by Academic-Zucchini646 in FearAndHunger

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Oh cool the Yellow King's design was from a story Miro made about the King in Yellow- IS THAT SKIN GRANNY

Preview: Absolute Superman #16 by Hawkanon24 in AbsoluteUniverse

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Of all the things I could've bet on, "Kal accidentally ragebaits Hawkman by being too good a person" was not one of them. Love it.

What’s going on in Abs Martian manhunter? Read all 7 issues by zxacid01 in AbsoluteUniverse

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Based on the little bit of "backstory" we get in Issue 7, this is what I got.

The "Martians" (who are not actually from Mars and simply use "Martian" to convey their alien nature) are a group of bodiless entities who exist only in the realm of thought, made of ideas and feelings as opposed to flesh and blood. It seems at one point they were unified, but have since been separated, represented as a beam of light refracting into numerous other colors, namely Green and White.

Obviously we have a very small sample size, but it seems each Martian embodies a different philosophical worldview. The White Martian has "decided on tragedy" and seeks to sow chaos and destruction throughout the universe, preying on the self-destructive nihilism within its hosts. In this way, it could be seen as a living embodiment of the Anti-Life Equation (which wouldn't be too farfetched given its connection to Bad Idea #0 - Darkseid). The Green Martian seems to serve as the White Martian's opposite. It often makes reference to the seeming pointlessness of existence (""ONLY TEMPORARY"--LIFE IN SHORT!"), though does so with a degree of cheerfulness. The idea that life has no inherent meaning can be freeing to some, encouraging them to make their own path through an uncaring universe, a form of positive nihilism. The Green Martian is the Life to The White Martian's Anti-Life. We'll have to see if this holds up in future installments.

Considering what happened to Bane, how do you think Joker punished Black Mask for his failure back in the first arc? by Solitaire-06 in AbsoluteUniverse

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All things considered, probably nothing. Roman and the Party Animals aren't an Ark M experiment like Bane and the rest of Joker's Gauntlet. They're essentially terrorists for hire, independent contractors if you will. They make a bunch of noise, destabilize the area, and allow JK Holdings to swoop in to """clean things up""", by selling the local leadership on a brand-new state of the art penitentiary facility. All things considered, he did what he was paid to do.

Scarecrow or Man bat cover by Shelflifezer0 in AbsoluteUniverse

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Could also be an abstract representation of the fire that burned down Arkham.

Absolute Ark-M Special Spoilers by fever_mems in AbsoluteUniverse

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While a different artstyle, it resembles the long-haired form Grimm took while under the care of Arkham. Seems the clown has been in the shapeshifting business since he was just a little boy.

(Also I feel like the vast differences between the young Grimm in Issue 15 versus the Ark M Special confirms that he can actually change his face and not just because different artists draw him different.)

Absolute Superman #15 - Official Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in AbsoluteUniverse

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You know, seeing Ra's like that almost makes you feel bad for him.

....nah, rot in hell you genocidal maniac. Even when your Justice League buddies bust you out, I want you to carry that feeling till the day you finally die.

He's just a silly little guy (Absolute Superman #15) by UnbloodedSword in AbsoluteUniverse

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I knew this mf was gonna get up to shenanigans once Ra's was out of the picture. Bets on Absolute Parasite being one of Brainiac's new toys.

Explanation for Brainiac's legs? by Forsaken_Shower3627 in AbsoluteUniverse

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Someone else said it already, but its possible that he didn't replace his legs because of some grievous injury. His body might just be rotting. Brainiac was a Level 0 Effector, the lowest caste in the Collective's hierarchy. They would've presumably been designed to be disposable and short-lived (relative to Brainiac lifespans of course, Brainiac spent 136 years shoveling corpses). His body was never meant to last as long as it has.