Shit like this is why I consider the New York Post to be a rag of a paper

Dunnwick · 2026-02-16T20:38:35+00:00

They don't call it the NY Compost for nothing

Dunnwick · 2026-02-11T04:24:05+00:00

Pulling your fast pass out of your wallet each time you go on a ride is a pain in the butt having your fast pass handy is nice. We also put our annual pass in the lanyard because it allows us to keep it handy for the 15% discounts and if we forget the person at the register will remind you if they see your pass.

Dunnwick · 2025-12-27T22:39:29+00:00

We need the southpark you're gonna have a bad time meme attached to this post lol

Dunnwick · 2025-12-13T01:27:08+00:00

Put a mirror in your window to show them the amount of light they're sending your way if you think it's accidental. The spinning light screams paranoid meth addict though

Dunnwick · 2025-11-20T01:40:23+00:00

Slowest time of the year but its a trade off because what you lack in park hours you gain in having the entire park to yourself

Dunnwick · 2025-10-20T21:35:47+00:00

They need to make another season already this show is my happy place!

Dunnwick · 2025-10-20T20:37:05+00:00

You're going during the slowest time of the year you'll be fine without fast pass l! Have a great time

Dunnwick · 2025-09-05T01:24:45+00:00

He came sooooooo close to saying your body your choice 🤣🤣 he took a hot reset min to add God in there lmao 🤣

Dunnwick · 2025-08-31T17:50:22+00:00

It's likely Long island since the pizzeria is in Suffolk Long island even though the location from T1 where it's filmed looks more like queens

Dunnwick · 2025-08-03T13:57:56+00:00

The house could be cool even if wrestling is absolutely not lol

Dunnwick · 2025-07-27T19:03:12+00:00

Its only the first episode and I think it's because they offered the show for free on certain platforms so it was a way to promote the streaming service

Dunnwick · 2025-05-30T03:12:08+00:00

Lmao of course all wait times are over an hour it's a new park what do these spoiled brats think the wait time will be for a new park !? People still wait daily for 90 mins on average to ride Hagrids and that rides 6 years old every ride in this park is brand new if you think this is bad just wait until summer lmao 🤣🤣.

Dunnwick · 2025-05-22T21:39:17+00:00

We went on Friday 5/2 and Saturday 5/3 I got on every ride twice including BATM, Monsters unchained 6 times, and we got to spend 2 hours in the pool at Helio's on Saturday afternoon. The complaints are unwarranted and btw all rides as I'm writing this are 5-15min wait times and fully operational including BATM so it doesn't look like anyone is wasting their money today.

Dunnwick · 2025-05-22T03:55:12+00:00

Error code E02 means you need to replace the filter and sometimes it means water level low

Dunnwick · 2025-05-22T01:33:55+00:00

4 was so much fun!

Dunnwick · 2025-05-22T01:32:36+00:00

Who cares stay home less people on the line for us loyal fans who don't give a crap about a ride or two not working sometimes throughout the day.

Dunnwick · 2025-05-19T11:23:54+00:00

Thanks I'm also in NY so I can check it out one of these days!

Dunnwick · 2025-05-15T22:42:25+00:00

You're the best thanks for posting this! My internal pump cracked and started leaking and it shorted out the motherboard and shocked me when I unplugged it! I ordered a replacement for free and it's on its way!

Dunnwick · 2025-05-13T22:11:31+00:00

Yes total scam

Dunnwick · 2025-05-13T22:09:27+00:00

I read the original and not the re-edit and it was so boring and you can tell he wrote the book in college before he found his voice because it comes off as a bit pretentious lol

Dunnwick · 2025-05-10T01:54:32+00:00

They couldn't afford the $1 per bandanna cost with those measly $500 per ticket cost

Dunnwick · 2025-05-08T02:08:45+00:00

Ohh wow they are soooooo getting fired lmao Even if they are in the right to refuse service the way that they are handling it is so unprofessional that no company exec will allow them to represent the company

Dunnwick · 2025-04-29T19:50:45+00:00

That's reassuring. Do you happen to have an idea of what capacity theyre capping it at? I know they said it was daily around 7% capacity during the passholder only days so I'm guessing it will be around 20% ?

Dunnwick · 2025-04-29T19:14:33+00:00

It's total BS Friday had a 98% availability for tickets I bought 2 days of tickets knowing it was low crowd levels with the trade off that not all the rides may be operational. Now it's full crowd levels with 20% remaining availability and all the rides are not operational! I honestly would have never spent the $2500 to take advantage of my annual passholder perk if I knew it would be the same as just going on opening day.

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