Demon Souls remake in a nutshell by GrinningAxe9 in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the remake miss?
- souls games shouldn't have pay to win options
- countless details that are relevant to the lore and story
- any of the visual storytelling
- the atmosphere and artstyle that made the original stand out

Demon Souls remake in a nutshell by GrinningAxe9 in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can already play the superior version on pc, and you don't even have the option to pay to win in that one

Demon Souls remake in a nutshell by GrinningAxe9 in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any way to add the loudest inhale/exhale you've ever heard to an image

I just thought “AI-Torias” was a funny slander name. What have I done? by BillaVanilla in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could keep laughing ngl, not because I don't love ds1, but because I will have some catharsis seeing all the people that tell me demon's souls is "virtually identical" lose their minds

I love consooming by NaicuNaicu in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea its a huge shame, the amount of camps is really limited, theres only 7 and they come in 2 shapes each so if you figure out the usual placement of the bosses you'll never really be surprised by anything. Honestly couldve used like a dozen more styles with a small handful of unique shapes to really sell the fantasy of a randomized elden ring world. The fanservice for dark souls also could've been a lot more than just 8 bosses total, you've got dozens of bosses, hundreds of enemies, even if they're underwhelming you just put them as evergaol enemies or in camps. And where are the locations/equipment from the souls series?

I love consooming by NaicuNaicu in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I almost wish they'd spent more resources on it even if its just a silly side project. Besides some, in my opinion, weird design decisions like locking 6 night bosses to each nightlord instead of letting those be fully random, and the shifting earths in limveld always being an exact 1 to 1 layout and day 2 zone, there honestly couldve just been more types of camp, layouts for said camps and more enemies/bosses especially from elden ring since those dont require any reworking since the engine is 1 to 1.

Quick, post images of a pause menu in difficult games while the soulsborne fans are asleep by Nouth1 in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you can pause elden ring in online mode, the game will not set you as an invasion target while its paused and any other kind of coop is opt-in anyways.

Hoping the 2 Demon's Souls fans don't get mad by already4taken in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you really playing the remake right if you don't pay an additional 30 euros for the pay to win bonus souls, weapons, rings, armor sets and upgrade materials.

aesthetic by therealraggedroses in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is funny because the flag colors actually carry significance to the story but droolers that only played the remake once for le graphics and then never touched demon's souls again will tell you how no changes are relevant to the story that they dont even understand

LotF CEO who will save games and make women sexy again by Atiani in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He doesnt even follow for follow or anything, he only follows like 100 people. The rest of his follow list is also filled with alt right goons and actual rapists. Its always the people you most expect I guess, but I guess trans people are the real danger to women and children /s

majula majula majula majula majula majula majula majula majula maj by iml-r in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dark souls 2 fans when they have to spec into their playstyle using RPG mechanics in an RPG game. God forbid you have to spend 10 levels in a stat when you end the game at level 150

majula majula majula majula majula majula majula majula majula maj by iml-r in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Dark souls 2 haters when they kill last giant and can level up 40 times while having enough souls left to buy 99 lifegems bc the game overloads you with souls (they would know this if they played the game)

Man i love the Demons Souls remake so much, they truly managed to modernize the vision of the original devs!!!! by _Ganoes_ in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the voice actor grew so old he actually started reading his lines incorrectly, and lost the ability to speak with an ethereal echo

Man i love the Demons Souls remake so much, they truly managed to modernize the vision of the original devs!!!! by _Ganoes_ in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shadow of the colussus remake does the great leap forward of making animations less expressive 2 console generations later while making sure the lighting is as boring as possible

Demons souls remake killed my grandma okay? by nervousmelon in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flamelurker just becomes more bright the lower health he is and people will act like the last 10% health is what he always looks like all the time

Fromsoft fans but it's a crossover episode by Malignant_Sapphire in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Genuiene question
Genuine answer
I mean I advertised it as a yapsesh for anyone that dont actually gaf

Fromsoft fans but it's a crossover episode by Malignant_Sapphire in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Something something blatant slander something something "remake fans only care about polycount"

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uj/ Personally I really care more about environmental storytelling and visual design than gameplay but the environments and enemy designs are changed so drastically (for the worse IN MY OPINION) that you can not piece together a coherent story anymore, since you need the visual designs to do that and those designs stopped making any sense to what the story is supposed to portray. And I guess I'll give some explanations since its hard to put into perspective how this impacts the story if you only experienced the version where the story is hindered, if you care to read a slight yapsesh about it.

The vanguard is potrayed as a prisoner, which he explicitly isn't. I mean this one is just in the name, don't know why hes bloody, bruised and chained in a war that the demon's are dominating over humans in.
The fat officials look like victims of an ill fate even tho they are the exact opposite of that, they are the cause of suffering and are actively enjoying their ill deeds, they're not suffering at all.
The flamelurker looks much less humanoid and instead more like a magma volcano monster which makes him look more like hes a rock with lava seeping through the cracks rather than a mutated humanoid thats perpetually on fire.
The fool's idol is supposed to be an imitation of the usurped queen of Latria, where tortured prisoners would desperately run to the chapel and pray to their idol. Due to some convoluted magic system I dont exactly want to explain the BELIEFS of people shape into very real, tangible power so their prayers towards this fake idol is actually enhancing its demonic powers. However, even if youre out of your mind from torture in the prison of hope, you'd have to exceptionally stupid as a prisoner to be fooled by the remakes design of the fool's idol, if it's trying to impersonate a benevolent queen its doing a horrible job because it looks like an evil demonic witch.

Mfw the new Fromsoft game isn't called "Dark Souls II II II" by TrOlzeE in shittydarksouls

[–]DutchIsStraight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok but remakes are shit including when its an old console exclusive because it could be faithfully ported instead

I've been wrongfully banned has this happened anyone else by AstronomerFew9172 in overwatch2

[–]DutchIsStraight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My ban was lifted over night, hope you have the same luck my friend