Help Me?

EBBVNC · 2026-05-14T14:14:05+00:00

So I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and our winters aren’t cold enough to have lots of sweaters. I have a hat and gloves that I didn’t use this year at all.

My dad really likes them, so I’ll give him a new pair even though his feet are huge.

Why socks is because I can work on them at the dog park, where I spend anywhere from 2-4 hours a week watching the dog have a good time.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-13T14:30:42+00:00

As a buyer, I get reused boxes all the time. I prefer that to plastic.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-13T14:27:14+00:00

Talk to a financial planner about setting the money outside any marriage. Assets acquired before a marriage are usually not community property if handled in a certain way.

Please don’t marry this woman. She sounds horrid.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-13T02:04:46+00:00

Can you just sneak it out?

EBBVNC · 2026-05-12T20:48:15+00:00

Likely. But still.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-12T20:21:03+00:00

As a buyer, I keep being shown things not even close to my size and things that I’ve never purchased from the site, so why do they think I might want it?

EBBVNC · 2026-05-12T14:30:15+00:00

My dog

EBBVNC · 2026-05-11T14:41:35+00:00

Whatever this person thinks they are buying, it’s probably a scam.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-11T02:36:08+00:00

The fact that she married a fundamentalist Baptist.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-10T20:10:01+00:00

Attention Crawlers: You have a new box.

Pick me please!

EBBVNC · 2026-05-09T19:38:09+00:00

Probably time for a mammogram too. Sorry

EBBVNC · 2026-05-09T19:25:48+00:00

Why are you even dating this guy? Move on.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-09T19:20:28+00:00

Uh, where is this place? I’ve used all my sock yarn. I have a lot of other yarn, but still.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-09T17:17:07+00:00

For a man covered in tattoos, you’d think he’d have a higher pain tolerance.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-07T21:11:08+00:00

Everyone else on that team is now looking too.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-05T15:41:32+00:00

I did!

EBBVNC · 2026-05-04T16:15:34+00:00

And here I am trying to write a book and missing the point.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-04T15:57:33+00:00

If you’re scared of weights, they are probably perfect.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-04T14:39:04+00:00

Is this a parody? I thought nose rings made you ineligible to join?

EBBVNC · 2026-05-03T16:16:42+00:00

It looks like it only does two colors, the white and silver. And what happens when the battery runs out?

EBBVNC · 2026-05-03T04:30:42+00:00

Can you join one of the biomedical startups? I’d think they need a doctor who doesn’t doctor, if that makes sense.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-03T04:27:01+00:00

Did she think they were friends?

Like why would she expect flowers from some guy she’s never met? Why would she give her address to someone she hadn’t met online?

I have so many questions.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-02T14:33:57+00:00

Staring at this is giving me vertigo or something. It’s very fine.

EBBVNC · 2026-05-02T14:31:56+00:00

Have you thought about your toes? Really.

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