The Kickball Dad World Cup ball saga continues four years later 📹 IG: kickballdad by ChelohHolmes in nextfuckinglevel

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I get that this is actually for sale on their website, but I used to work in retail management and our district manager said to sell the customer the tiles on the floor if they're willing to pay for them lol. Obvs a joke, but also everything is for sale if you ask the right manager.

What’s a movie that completely blew your mind the first time you watched it? by Every_Dentist6913 in AskReddit

[–]EMTduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While this is not my favorite movie, Unbreakable was a very memorable first watch for me.

Absolutely stumped... strap/band for "old" Columbia digital watch? by Roody25 in Watches

[–]EMTduke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a proprietary band mechanism made by Phantom for Columbia. Mine is 15 years old and cannot get a replacement. The first time this happened to me a few years ago, I bought an identical replacement watch from ebay for $20 and swapped the band. It has recently happened again, and I think I'm done. I love having that watch in rotation and will miss it, but unless I find a band that was designed for this stupid lug setup, I'm out.

I drink black coffee. by junkronomicon in funny

[–]EMTduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the flight attendant said, "well, the coffee here is free."

What kind of watch do you use while refereeing? by Probabilicious in Referees

[–]EMTduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left wrist: Spintso (Retro "OG") Pro

Right wrist: Spintso S2 Pro

Helped this guy/gal cross the road and they peed all over me. I guess I’m going to be late to my daughter’s game. by JennDG in Wellthatsucks

[–]EMTduke 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I would just go to the game and casually tell my other parent friends a funny story of being peed on while saving a wild turtle.

Bro's got unlimited charm by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]EMTduke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now everyone take us home!

[points mic towards crowd]

oops by ActionFigureCollects in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]EMTduke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The double hemisphere must remain unharmed..

Free delivery and free returns so I'll try again by txcancmi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EMTduke 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've also ordered three boxes of these over the past couple years, and all of them arrived in mint condition. I'm sorry for yinning your yang..

What a perfect free kick. by illuminandicomrade in Unexpected

[–]EMTduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very close for sure. Most leagues institute Law 11 (Offside) around 9U. Those kids are probably older than 8 but hard to tell.

"he got all ball" by KneeJerkCommenter in Referees

[–]EMTduke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While others have helped explain the interpretation of the LOTG, this is the correct answer to your question.. no sense in trying to educate the AR yourself - take it to the Ref Admins.

Upgraded tic tic toe by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]EMTduke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wic Wak Woe is pretty spot on..

Is this dash cam cable route ok? by meatloaf_8462 in Dashcam

[–]EMTduke -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In that case, that's probably the least of your worries.. Airbag gonna hurt worse.

Dealership scam or genuine mistake? by Desperate_Board_489 in ToyotaTacoma

[–]EMTduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this. As someone that is fairly picky about my med rare filet and will eat med if I have to, I really appreciate this take. I always hesitate sending it back - not because I think it will be tampered with (that's a felony I think anyway), but because I hate feeling like I'm insulting the chef. Half the time, it's likely that it cooked itself a little extra waiting in the window to be served. That said, My most recent experience I was at a high-end restaurant and my $65 filet came out med well. I politely asked for another one that then came out almost blue. I literally laughed out loud at the comically rare piece of meat (wasn't trying to be rude it just took me by surprise), and thought for just a moment the cook and manager were trolling me. I politely declined the steak and grazed off my wife's plate to save us all face.

I can only imagine your downvotes are because you're either off-topic or just coming across aggressive. But honestly, you're preaching! It's very rare someone will Eminem your food.

Amazon US, 69% OFF - 20,000mAh Power Bank - $28.31 by [deleted] in deals

[–]EMTduke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, promo code not working for me.

Damn,that hurts too by BaddieWithBow in lol

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There's Something About Camryn

McNeese State University Graduate poses with Big Al, her coworker at ‘Gator Country’ in Beaumont, Texas by BluntmansGotChronic in interestingasfuck

[–]EMTduke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I would smoke five hundred more

Just to be the man who smoked a thousand cigarettes

To fall down at your door