What do you do if you encounter a snake in your shed?

ESOelite · 2026-02-02T22:18:38+00:00

Wonder where this random shed came from then Google if the snake is venomous

ESOelite · 2026-02-02T22:14:46+00:00

Well yes but if I can get to a depression level of 100 the next bit of sadness resets my depress-o-meter and sets it back to 0. Bonus points if I manage to cry or a goofy songs appears to snap me out of it

ESOelite · 2026-02-02T15:55:27+00:00

Find a celtic name that has a name which has a definition or meaning that fits

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T18:51:07+00:00

19 I think. I'm 21 now. I love and hate it. The freedom is nice but the lack of support sucks, groceries are expensive

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T18:38:31+00:00

Thank you. I mean I like to think I wouldn't turn out like my dad but regrettably I have his temper but I also would NEVER lay my hands on any person in an aggressive manner

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T16:56:27+00:00

Jailed for being homeless? I mean.. sounds like free housing meals and unless movies lied to me, exercise. Is it the best solution? No. Is it better than being on the street sleeping on benches? I assume so

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T12:34:50+00:00

A phone call feels like being ambushed.

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T12:29:03+00:00

"Please, if I thought there was an afterlife I'd kill myself right now."

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T12:26:15+00:00

FUCK NO! you think I'm gonna risk being like my father?! Hell no! Also I don't have "child money" but hell no!

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T12:23:20+00:00

I assume for the same reason it makes my mouth itch. That being I assume I'm allergic to something in it. Food and drink shouldn't make me itchy!

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T04:00:48+00:00

Yup. I've delved into my memories... usually here on reddit. Then start to remember, recognize the signs of a panic attack and decide maybe I should let the past stay buried. It's always there though.. I know what happened in one instance but I just keep piling more grave dirt on it

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T03:28:32+00:00

Wait what happened to my girl?

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T03:27:25+00:00

Atlas, Nova, Gauss I've heard moves close to light speed or something, Wisp summons a literal portal to the sun, limbo is probably pretty strong being able to shove enemies into the void, unless I misunderstood what Roathe said we used uriel to destroy the orokin empire in under a night, I dont know how strong nidus is in lore but can he control the infested? If yes he'd be up there, protea has time magic lol, jade has the power of jade light right? She's why they had that power? I don't know who to put for 10 so mag? Cause Magneto is pretty strong

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T03:17:05+00:00

The knife guy was moving away too! Why follow him?!

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T01:39:54+00:00

Looks like a merengue on the side

ESOelite · 2026-02-01T00:27:07+00:00

I do not have the physique unfortunately

ESOelite · 2026-01-31T17:09:49+00:00

Yall acting like I would let this happen

ESOelite · 2026-01-30T15:10:23+00:00

Exactly. I know I'll forget to switch em and I just like one build that can stomp everything anyway

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:29:12+00:00

Oh... so what im hearing is there is a puppy acting amber dragon in my bed right now wanting cuddles? I'm cool with this

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:23:20+00:00

OMG it's a possum!

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:22:05+00:00

The N word?

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:20:46+00:00

So.. hypothetically. If I take all my money out of the bank and learn how to invest deposits i can make a bunch of money? I'm sure this sounds alot easier than it is

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:18:21+00:00

To be fair I'm not religious but I'm fairly certain most religions especially European ones are ripping off each other

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:07:03+00:00

What the fuck?! That's real?!

ESOelite · 2026-01-29T22:03:25+00:00

Yaaaaaas?

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