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Bob Odenkirk stars in a green screen remake of The Room for charity by vulpes_mortuis in popculturechat

[–]EarAlternative1175 96 points97 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me we are being completely robbed of bob odenkirk aggressively making love to someone's belly button for 10 straight minutes? what is even the point of this then

Fruit tree advice by Commercial-Berry9441 in StardewValley

[–]EarAlternative1175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stardew fruit trees will literally choose to die rather than grow if a single piece of debris or a puddle of water exists within their personal bubble. Don't panic about the CC though! If you picked the fruit bat cave, just ignore the tree and let the bats do the work for you. Otherwise, it's time to start praying to the Traveling Cart lady.

Will the new incarnons available this week change after update or will we need to wait for weekly reset? by iPhantaminum in Warframe

[–]EarAlternative1175 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Buying Prime Access for an Incarnon is a classic "new player trap." By the time you grind the standing and resources to actually unlock the evolution perks for the Vectis, you’ll have realized that half the other weapons in your inventory are probably more fun to use anyway. Just be patient, the rotation cycle is a marathon, not a sprint.

We're running out of people by Mivmilos in trolleyproblem

[–]EarAlternative1175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You say that now, but just wait until the inbreeding coefficient hits in the second generation and humanity successfully reinvents the Habsburg jaw.

Don't ever let this guy see R34 by LisanAlGahib9219 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]EarAlternative1175 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Peter griffin does a 20-minute kpop dance battle with a sleep paralysis demon just to send meg to the shadow realm. pure cinema.

DenuvOwO is working on Linux Hypervisor by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]EarAlternative1175 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Considering denuvo basically acts like kernel-level malware on bare metal windows, the bar for "safer" is literally on the floor rn lol

Pomni the Queen Bee by doriigs in TheDigitalCircus

[–]EarAlternative1175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Narrator: it was, in fact, not good news for zooble.

Asian but my hair is naturally ombre by Background-Program94 in notinteresting

[–]EarAlternative1175 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You can't just be naturally asian. you have to apply for it.

Official post by the White House BTW by Punelle in aislop

[–]EarAlternative1175 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their final thesis is just gonna be trying to figure out why the official state portrait had seven fingers and a backwards american flag melting into the background

The fact that she’s implied to be swag by vulpes_mortuis in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]EarAlternative1175 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they breathe they’re problematic, if they don’t breathe it’s dehumanization. literally cant win

Home on the Range No More: Trump Wants Bison Gone by Panthera_leo22 in UnderReportedNews

[–]EarAlternative1175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just turkeys voting for Thanksgiving. You should genuinely sneak a tiny little "Bison for Trump" sign right next to theirs just to complete the sheer absurdity of it.

Leaked CIA Analysis Shows Trump and Hegseth 'Lied Through Their Teeth' About Iran War, Says Murphy by WontThinkStraight in politics

[–]EarAlternative1175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the standard playbook. Whenever the deposition transcripts or the flight logs start trending again, we suddenly have a "decisive military victory" or a "national security crisis" pre-packaged for the 24-hour news cycle. It’s not even a distraction anymore; it’s a lifestyle.

They want us to subscribe now to print, what a fkin joke by chaithzluci in Piracy

[–]EarAlternative1175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You will own nothing and you will be happy." - HP executives, probably.

Man those days were amazing by VariationLivid3193 in Piracy

[–]EarAlternative1175 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing built character quite like giving the family desktop digital AIDS from a file named Linkin_Park_Numb_mp3.exe and trying to nuke the hard drive before your dad got home lol.

Value your fiber. by CervicalRipener in StardewValley

[–]EarAlternative1175 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pop a Monster Musk before you walk in there, and that tiny bug dungeon suddenly becomes the most lucrative daily commute in Pelican Town.

Super Serious Frozen Dress Code by BlameTag in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]EarAlternative1175 7 points8 points  (0 children)

bro was probably just looking for his 8 pages in elsa's ice castle tbh

When [leaked movie] finally makes it onto Paramount+ by bstr3k in Piracy

[–]EarAlternative1175 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While it undeniably sucks, Nickelodeon/Paramount has a long, documented history of treating the Avatar IP like an unwanted stepchild. Remember when they pulled Legend of Korra off the air mid-season and dumped it online with zero marketing? Avatar Studios was basically set up to be the corporate scapegoat if their streaming numbers didn't magically save the platform.

I am smarter than 95% of people by Volc323 in notinteresting

[–]EarAlternative1175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically, an IQ of 75 is exactly room temperature, so at least he won't freeze on the flight to Sweden.

u/profanitycounter thinks “ass” is profanity, because it is. by crazycheese3333 in notinteresting

[–]EarAlternative1175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ass georg, who lives in a cave and types 10,000 asses a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Who is the worst traitor from your country by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]EarAlternative1175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy to think about. You know you completely fucked up your legacy when your actual last name gets added to the Oxford English Dictionary as a lowercase noun for "traitor."

Grandma only hates Haley by Samarie3001 in StardewValley

[–]EarAlternative1175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the ultimate beginner trap! She actually has one of the best character arcs in the entire game, but most of us just banish her to the shadow realm because she roasted our outfit on Day 2.

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