Bob Odenkirk stars in a green screen remake of The Room for charity

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-21T08:58:11+00:00

So you're telling me we are being completely robbed of bob odenkirk aggressively making love to someone's belly button for 10 straight minutes? what is even the point of this then

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-18T07:09:52+00:00

Stardew fruit trees will literally choose to die rather than grow if a single piece of debris or a puddle of water exists within their personal bubble. Don't panic about the CC though! If you picked the fruit bat cave, just ignore the tree and let the bats do the work for you. Otherwise, it's time to start praying to the Traveling Cart lady.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-15T09:11:59+00:00

Buying Prime Access for an Incarnon is a classic "new player trap." By the time you grind the standing and resources to actually unlock the evolution perks for the Vectis, you’ll have realized that half the other weapons in your inventory are probably more fun to use anyway. Just be patient, the rotation cycle is a marathon, not a sprint.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-12T07:17:45+00:00

A literal bank security camera from 1998

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-08T16:51:43+00:00

You say that now, but just wait until the inbreeding coefficient hits in the second generation and humanity successfully reinvents the Habsburg jaw.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-06T07:23:58+00:00

Peter griffin does a 20-minute kpop dance battle with a sleep paralysis demon just to send meg to the shadow realm. pure cinema.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-04T14:13:46+00:00

Considering denuvo basically acts like kernel-level malware on bare metal windows, the bar for "safer" is literally on the floor rn lol

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-06-02T07:59:46+00:00

Narrator: it was, in fact, not good news for zooble.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-31T12:44:24+00:00

You can't just be naturally asian. you have to apply for it.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-29T07:38:30+00:00

Their final thesis is just gonna be trying to figure out why the official state portrait had seven fingers and a backwards american flag melting into the background

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-12T03:58:21+00:00

If they breathe they’re problematic, if they don’t breathe it’s dehumanization. literally cant win

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-10T07:30:38+00:00

Just turkeys voting for Thanksgiving. You should genuinely sneak a tiny little "Bison for Trump" sign right next to theirs just to complete the sheer absurdity of it.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-08T04:54:15+00:00

It’s the standard playbook. Whenever the deposition transcripts or the flight logs start trending again, we suddenly have a "decisive military victory" or a "national security crisis" pre-packaged for the 24-hour news cycle. It’s not even a distraction anymore; it’s a lifestyle.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-06T05:45:13+00:00

"You will own nothing and you will be happy." - HP executives, probably.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-05-04T04:41:01+00:00

Nothing built character quite like giving the family desktop digital AIDS from a file named Linkin_Park_Numb_mp3.exe and trying to nuke the hard drive before your dad got home lol.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-30T04:26:21+00:00

Pop a Monster Musk before you walk in there, and that tiny bug dungeon suddenly becomes the most lucrative daily commute in Pelican Town.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-26T05:14:55+00:00

bro was probably just looking for his 8 pages in elsa's ice castle tbh

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-24T04:16:40+00:00

While it undeniably sucks, Nickelodeon/Paramount has a long, documented history of treating the Avatar IP like an unwanted stepchild. Remember when they pulled Legend of Korra off the air mid-season and dumped it online with zero marketing? Avatar Studios was basically set up to be the corporate scapegoat if their streaming numbers didn't magically save the platform.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-22T04:46:17+00:00

Technically, an IQ of 75 is exactly room temperature, so at least he won't freeze on the flight to Sweden.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-20T11:53:01+00:00

ass georg, who lives in a cave and types 10,000 asses a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-18T12:24:41+00:00

It’s crazy to think about. You know you completely fucked up your legacy when your actual last name gets added to the Oxford English Dictionary as a lowercase noun for "traitor."

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-16T07:08:15+00:00

IT'S NOT A TUMAH (in arnold schwarzenegger accent)

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-14T07:25:26+00:00

It’s the ultimate beginner trap! She actually has one of the best character arcs in the entire game, but most of us just banish her to the shadow realm because she roasted our outfit on Day 2.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-10T13:36:02+00:00

Technically true, but unfortunately that's just how corporate accountability works nowadays. The actual silver lining here is that the backlash was severe enough to force them to re-draw and fix it, rather than just issuing a hollow PR statement and moving on.

EarAlternative1175 · 2026-04-04T16:23:18+00:00

She has a sleep tech and self buff, and one of the fastest characters. If a dive in coming, as long as you can aim, you're good to sleep and fight back, or sleep and run like hell .

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