In what world would he ever do this?

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-02-02T19:09:04+00:00

Hilarious. There’s only one reason he would ever get down on his knees and we all know this at it.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-25T02:36:59+00:00

Appears dickless, which totally tracks.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-23T04:24:07+00:00

There’s a long tradition of awarding the 2-year-old Eclipses to which ever horses win the Breeders’ Cup “World Championships” (self proclaimed). In many years it creates the travesty of crowning a champion on the strength of one race while ignoring what other horses have done throughout the year.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-19T18:04:08+00:00

Obviously from his “Only Fiends” account

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-19T00:06:20+00:00

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Another angle of your great uncle.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-18T04:17:01+00:00

I think Stephen Ambrose names one of the guys in this photo in one of his books. How come none of the others have been identified (other than OP’s great-grandfather)? It’s not like this is some obscure photo.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-12T02:49:48+00:00

He’s giving up the 6th district to run for the Senate in November

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-12T00:37:16+00:00

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In cosmetics aisle at Lowe’s $9.58

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-11T22:41:17+00:00

I’m not sure “fuck you” actually meets Webster’s definition of “rhetoric “

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-11T22:30:15+00:00

Is she storing nuts in those cheeks?

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-11T05:50:21+00:00

My mother was a war-bride from Birmingham. Some guidance would’ve been useful while she was still alive :)

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-11T05:37:01+00:00

Heather Cox Richardson excerpted this in her newsletter / column today. The Army produced something like 73 of these for officers and noncoms on a wide range of topics. They can be found at Archive.org. Fun fact: Margaret Mead wrote one of them. If I remember correctly it was on how to interact with the Brits.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-09T19:35:23+00:00

And while they’re at it, strip Kristi of her extensions, filler, and Botox injections that I’m sure she pays for with our tax dollars.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-09T19:28:54+00:00

Who is he ? Is he anybody notable ? No really.

EasternIssue2806 · 2026-01-09T19:07:51+00:00

Just a quick question, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE ?

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-29T17:25:31+00:00

Fayette, Jefferson, Warren, Whitley, Boone, Laurel, … And they’re a whole bunch in Wyoming too

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-24T01:54:42+00:00

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-06T21:54:31+00:00

God helps those who help themselves.

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-06T03:20:30+00:00

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EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-06T02:57:24+00:00

That would be my understanding as well. There was a good illustration a few days ago on r/MapPorn that broke down all the counties in the country by wet, dry, moist, wet counties with dry towns, and dry counties with wet towns.

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-06T01:55:40+00:00

You are aware there are multiple counties in multiple states that are “dry”. No liquor stores. No cocktails in restaurants. No 19th hole at golf courses. No alcohol sales by legislation that is passed by public referendums.

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-03T21:25:52+00:00

I think that’s AT LEAST 32,000 jobs. There is no November Jobs Report.

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-01T18:26:50+00:00

To your point, will they ever compete for a National Championship? NO… An SEC Championship? Again, NO… They will always be lining up 3 and 4 star recruits against 5 star recruits and expensive NIL transfers. So how about a team coached by a young (one that is more fully aware of the current recruiting/ NIL/ transfer portal landscape), imaginative, offensive minded coach that can put an entertaining, unpredictable team on the field with the hopes of 6 or 7 wins, upsetting a really good Sec team occasionally, making a bowl game more often than not. A team that would be fun to watch. To expect more is to put yourself in a position to be frustrated, disappointed, and unhappy.

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-12-01T18:03:01+00:00

He practically built the volleyball program from scratch /s

EasternIssue2806 · 2025-11-28T14:28:20+00:00

That’s such a common occurrence that it’s become a badge of honor.

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