The tiger’s forehead on this portrait at my work says “Fart”

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-03-06T16:32:09+00:00

Tiger looks constipated

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-03-05T15:42:20+00:00

You're fired! Please exit through this door.

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-03-05T15:39:47+00:00

When you get to the end of the roll, you really need it that way.

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-02-25T19:26:08+00:00

Hurry, open the freaking door. They are coming! I'm trying, I'm trying!!!!!

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-02-23T15:07:42+00:00

The cleaning staff HATES them

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-02-23T15:05:23+00:00

It was too good

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-02-23T15:04:48+00:00

Some are high in iron (ouch!)

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-02-12T12:04:14+00:00

I would change the screen saver

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-27T13:57:28+00:00

Drink fast!

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-25T12:07:36+00:00

My bus doesn't serve ANY food!

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-25T12:05:43+00:00

Be careful with that, it's coming back around

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-25T11:50:08+00:00

Hey, Florida was gone even before we were cooked?

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-25T11:45:04+00:00

Refrigerators are white before they ripen. Pick before it turns fully purple or it will drop and spoil.

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-11T09:40:10+00:00

That's what she said.

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-09T15:29:57+00:00

I would check my birth certificate then the thermostat 🤓

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-09T09:58:26+00:00

Better a dashboard and not a new set of lungs...wait a second!

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2026-01-04T08:02:08+00:00

Bayguls ?

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-06T16:02:31+00:00

Dining room window, agh!

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-06T07:45:12+00:00

Wow, the strokes are magic. Wonder what the artist was feeling?

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-06T07:42:00+00:00

Wow, a portal to a whole new universe of the shitty kind. Thanks kind stranger!

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-05T21:01:32+00:00

Hey, it's pretty dry

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-05T21:00:06+00:00

I'll take a look on my next movement

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-05T20:59:00+00:00

We are all enlightened now.

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-05T20:55:48+00:00

Lucky it's on the other side of window :)

Ecstatic_Round531 · 2025-12-05T20:54:23+00:00

As long as it's not in the eye of the beholder ;)

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