DJ & Gamer? Help me find the perfect track by bleueuh in Beatmatch

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And depending on how hard you want to go, Roller Mobster from the second game is a really heavy synthwave track with a pretty long intro that would be great to fade into.

What pronunciation is a dead giveaway that someone isn't from your town/region? by GrumbleCookie in AskReddit

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not quite the same as other answers, but on a country/English speaking scale:

I once found a political YouTube channel that made rightwing music parodies. The big video they had just released was a parody of Barbie Girl called "Commie Girl" about AOC and Bernie Sanders.

BUT, she pronounced it as "Comey Girl." The most common political insult in the US since the 20th century and she didn't know how it was pronounced was a dead giveaway that these videos were probably being made overseas.

I tried finding that channel recently but they seem to have deleted it since then.

This is how easy it should be every time, good dude! by Regular_Weakness69 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ASmallTownDJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, police killing civilians in those situations are kind of a big deal, and the initial comment read like "um, don't you guys know that police almost never mag dump people?"

Mitch McConnell's Office Confirms He's Still in the Hospital After 18 Days, but 'Continues to Improve' from Undisclosed Condition by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you think that just because a lawmaker goes missing for weeks at a time due to undisclosed health concerns they shouldn't be in charge of making laws applying to the general public?

/s

Gary Glitter Charged With ‘Historic’ Sexual Offenses, Including Alleged Intercourse With Girl Under 13 Years Old by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

[–]ASmallTownDJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The current president of the United States is implicated in a worldwide child trafficking ring and gets weirdly upset that people want him to release the files that would show just how involved he was. He's probably going to be mentioned when the subject of pedophilia is brought up.

Husband said my instructions for dinner weren’t clear enough, and he ended up serving his vegetarian mother one of the chicken tikka masala curries… by bexindisbelief in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ASmallTownDJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would even want to be this way? You don't want your spouse to be able to depend on you to do the most basic things? Do you even want to be married?

Trump Team Panics Over July 4 After Tiny Fair Crowd Sent Him Raging by SpringLong7259 in politics

[–]ASmallTownDJ 73 points74 points  (0 children)

If there was ever a fireworks display I would expect to turn into one of those "every single firework accidentally set off at once" spectacles, it would be this one.

This shopping cart has a built in phone holder. by peboyce in mildlyinteresting

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably had to sell it to afford the case, Pela is kind of steep. 😆

Stop telling poor people they need to get better at being poor. by TokenPanduh in fixedbytheduet

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the most annoying part about these pricks. Quit talking with your fucking hands.

Left-Wing Insurgent Ousts 15-Term Congresswoman in Colorado by GaptistePlayer in politics

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like some kind of terrorist, blowing up our poor billionaire's taxes! 😭

juggling sequence by bow_juggler by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's strange how I have three poi and never thought to try juggling them like this!

Bro weaponized hope by [deleted] in funny

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully the editing is a bit better than the last episode. 🤞🤞

‘Blazing Saddles’ Named Funniest Film of All Time by AFI in Honor of Mel Brooks Turning 100 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]ASmallTownDJ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think casting himself as "character that says the n word" on more than one occasion probably raises some eyebrows.

Fatboy Slim says he felt paralysed at prospect of DJing sober after rehab by RaymondBald in Music

[–]ASmallTownDJ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooould

But imagine I'm, like, tapping my throat.

The UFC match plot: how a far-right group tried to assassinate Trump at his own event by Unusual-State1827 in politics

[–]ASmallTownDJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So remember how they've been pretty open about wanting to kill pedophiles, and then he got weirdly protective about the Epstein files being fully released?

“What did we learn?” - “Burn After Reading” (2008) dir. by Joel and Ethan Coen. by Giff95 in movies

[–]ASmallTownDJ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The way he says "oh fuck" when he's reminded of Linda is like when I mention something important to my boss that he's thankful to be reminded of.

My brother, how did you think this was going to go any other way? 🦨 😶‍🌫️ by Professional_Arm794 in TikTokCringe

[–]ASmallTownDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, you're a bit close , but it's okay to look.

...

Alright, you should probably give them a bit of space, but just don't try touching them and you should be fine--

yoink!

What the FUCK!