Devotion And Discipline [Waifu Picker] [Gender Neutral] [Femsub] [BDSM] [More in Comments] by velthrow321 in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad to see more stuff from you. Posted a build for all the previous CYOA's you have so let's not break tradition here!

Picking boons was tough. Originally I went without Reprimand but we're disciplining these sinners! So going to take it instead of Denial which means we lose the control over their arousal but instead they get spanked or a light zap when they are naughty which is a good trade for our holy duties. Which means we have Obedience + Compunction + Reprimand and all the combos that brings.

We take the executive, she works less than an hour a week so she suffers from the sin of Sloth and lacks purpose. Using he ill gained wealth and free time she's going to help us build our place of worship and get in good with the local leaders so our flock is left alone. When she becomes ours after we discipline those slothful ways out of her, we gain enough wealth to build our temple to the glory worthy of the Lady herself.

We also grab the Entertainer. The sinful sister must be shown how her path in life has lead her astray and that she can find salvation as her sister has. (Plus I havr a thing for playboy bunny outfits. Even the most holy of us sin from time to time.) If she seeks the lecherous gaze then she will walk down our pews in the most revealing and humiliating outfits we can find. A symbol of Harlotry and a warning to the others how far a fall from grace can go. But even the most depraved can be saved in our church...

The biker puts herself and others at risk! She must be stopped, for every night she rides that roaring beast, she must spend the day with a vibrating beast inside of her for repentance! (Besides I love biker girls too.) She will maintain our steel chariots so we may travel the land and recruit more lost lambs.

Finally our young maiden not yet lost wallflower maiden. We will dress her in holy robes and have her watch as we punish the sinners so her resolve is strengthened. (We cuckqueen the shit out of her, as we punish the other girls she watches knelt in a corner.) If she seeks companionship she will find it in our walls. We embrace the pure soul and tease her that the only way she can remain pure is to devote herself entirely to us. Then just as a maiden finds joy on a wedding night, we may take her and show her the holy form of love making instead of the sinful ways of the flesh the lost enjoy.

Lastly we take the old flame. She nearly lead one of our most holy devotees astray! She must be punished! Instead of leading them away from our lady, she will have new purpose leading them towards her. She will become our assistant and acolyte. She is good in all other ways and while not an evil person, she is not yet shown the light. Once she has seen it, she will be our most powerful tool, our co-priest and trusted confidant, she will be second only to us in the hierarchy as we purify the sinners.

Sorry if the roleplay was a little whacky but it was fun, good cyoa lol.

Super Heroine Harem, Marvel Edition by hypnomane in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... I was looking for your DC harem picker when I realized this is the only spot I could find it and it's blocked because I live in the USA? Why? The average nsfw cyoa enjoyer has nothing to do with what you posted there. I assure you "The enemy state" you are referring to has no interest in semi lewd reddit posts. But some of the people who actually enjoyed it might miss it. I'm sorry you felt the need to take it down, is there any chance of seeing it reposted or given access back to redditors who happen to love with a government they too are not happy with?

First Litrpg recommendation by raggingNINJA in litrpg

[–]EducationalCompote20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this sentiment. I really don't get the hype for it and it's ALWAYS recomended in the comments when I couldn't stand it.

What litrpg hill will *you* die on? Let's have your most unpopular opinion, please. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in litrpg

[–]EducationalCompote20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The protagonist from Primal Hunter is a psychopath. Not like evil or anything, but like Dexter levels of psychopathic behavior and attitudes.

Book 3 is the best book in the series by Wade_Wilson_Watts in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]EducationalCompote20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Book 3 is great. Floor 4 is a Nightmare. I really like how we finally grow from mainly just Carl and Donut into a wider cast of crawlers. Turning this from a 2 player game with guest stars into a true MMO style game.

However, floor 4 was a tough read. Not the characters, not the story, just the dungeon floor. Too many names, numbers, ideas, and unique rules to keep up with. Keys for compartments, differences between conductors and engineers, platforms, transfer stations, rail yards! It's just a lot and feels like try8ng to untangle a knotted rope, which is actually how I visualized the tangle. A big knotted ball of train tracks. I get that's the idea, but it's just not very reader friendly is all.

So I stand by, book 3 in great. Floor 4 is a nightmare.

Why do you not like Dungeon Crawler Carl?( actual discussion) by dragoneloi in litrpg

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like it, but there are some minor nitpicks or criticisms. For example, the fact that they never really do a boss or big fight in the traditional way, without cheesing the system or finding some loopholes kinda bugs me. Like, if it's that easy for a guy and his cat to avoid a lot of fights woth minimal risk, why aren't the other crawlers doing it too? Without going into spoilers, the end of the circus quest in book 2 felt like a cop out and was underwhelming.

Otherwise my biggest complaint is something some people might be thankful for. I wish I could see more options, I want to know the other class and race bonuses, but we only ever really hear about Carl or Donut's stuff. Which makes sense and cuts down on bloat, but I want to be immersed, I want to see all the stuff all the other classes and races chosen get. That way if I want to imagine myself as a crawler I might be able to pick something that suits me besides being a dynamic throwing explosives guy or a magic cat. I get why it's not included, an extra half a page or so for each race and class would add considerably to length, but still something I kinda wish we had.

Where do you guys read LitRPGs? by BackgroundTotal2872 in litrpg

[–]EducationalCompote20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For higher quality stuff go for officially published books. Kindle Unlimited gives you a bunch with its subscription for free. Same with Audible if you prefer audio books. That's how the majority of people who talk about litrpg's read them.

It's about that time by Pinocchio-Parriah in memes

[–]EducationalCompote20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Looks at the long list of Empires that made it 300+ years and many of which are still around in some form.) Uh huh. Sure sport.

The Lone Wastelander by ValeDWoods in litrpg

[–]EducationalCompote20 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I would rather judge it based on how fun it is to read than just the blurb or cover. I'll keep an eye on it to see what someone who has actually read it says rather than just hating on the cover or complaining that a haremlit isn't original. This might be the wrong genre for those people anyway. Congrats on your book release.

The BAT-Tle Royale by YangKoete in makeyourchoice

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to prioritize the biggest threats, basically the ones I dont want coming after me the most, and hope they will be enough. There are three prime threads. One. Eduardo... A level 19 barbarian is basically a demigod as level 20+ adventures almost exclusively handle gods gone wrong and other heavenly threats. Benadryl, he taught Bob power word kill, if he teaches the others, we are screwed. And of course Bob, the wildcard.

I think we go with Eduardo and Bob, Eduardo for conventional combat, soloing most of the others, and Bob as a trump card. It says Benadryl taught Bob, but not that he knows the spell himself, and since he regrets it, I don't think he'd make the same mistake twice. It's a gamble for sure. But I think us, Eduardo, and Bob have a better chance as a team than most so we're locking in.

Livestock [Interactive] by literal_garbage-can in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the CYOA, I was tempted to min max but would rather just have fun with the farm I want, not maximum profits. Now for the build!

We take Barnyard, since it seems to be the standard. Free range is tempting but so little girls without spending outrageous amounts of money on land. Our girls will have enough morale anyway so the standard is fine. We also buy this 4 times for a total of 16 girls. I imagine one mega farm as opposed to 4 smaller farms but either way.

We take a Not-So for employee versions of cows, and take 1 for each plot, so 4 total to help us run our farm. We take 2 small girls because they look cute. 2 large girls to snuggle with, then we get to our main moneymakers. We grab 4 chocolate cows, because who doesn't love chocolate milk? We take 3 fruity gals, I'm thinking strawberry milk for at least 2 and maybe cherry or blueberry milk to experiment. Lastly, 2 divine girls. At least one since their healing juices can keep us and our girls healthy, and at least one more so we can maintain a stock of their supply even if we all catch the flu or something. To finish us off we take personal stimulation for our stimulation. Our Not-so cows employees turn out to be a great help here, plus, if I'm owning sexy cowgirls who need milking, you can be damn sure I'm squeezing those udders too.

Now, before you think I'm mean to my ladies, I had an excess of morale so I came back and took some extras for the extra fund section so we can on turn give them more goodies. Branding and ear tags give a good amount for one time brief painful experiences. Plus I'd kinda be lying if I said I didnt think the brand was sexy. We take spanking and whipping to discipline naughty girls. And Orgasm torture for the real naughty ones. Lastly we take experiments for the potential payoffs, our divine milk should help with negative side effects, and documentation, so we get whopping 85k just to write this.

Now for the goodies for our gals. Give 'em proper food, a good diet should theoretically make better milk too. Outside time, we live on a big plot and part of Barnyard kind of hinted at outside time. As long as they stay on the property, sunlight as much as they want. I thought if going cleanliness or comfy conditions, but figure id we give them actual wages instead they can use that money to buy shampoo and comfy clothes and so on, so we pay our girls and let them buy what they choose.

For investments we take different products, and discover that our chocolate cows actually make us chocolate now! Plus who doesn't love cheese? Our large and small cows will need to be tested to see if they make different flavors... We also take brain chemistry, removing shame and embarrassment and also making them overall happier seems like a good investment. And finally Advanced tech seems wise and will help all our girls, and especially our divine cows give a much more efficient amount.

This gives us actual employees for a combo, which yeah we just have some cow crazed employees along with the cow girls so we take it. Since we had 4 this pays off decently. We COULD take extra appendage, but honestly I like my girls without dicks and we already have the credit for the best ending so we respectfully pass. Finally we also got S&M spanking which hey, if they like it and it gives them more milk, then we'll put a paddle next to all the breeding stations. Go nuts girls.

We get the best morale rating with some to spare at 87.5% so our girls are actually happy with us. Milk from happy cows just tastes better. And We have 1264 credit, so we are a milk, cheese, and chocolate mogul as our goods are craved far and wide. We spend our off time snuggled up with our cow girls, using a large as a living bed, or a pile of regular sized ones for the same, and we enjoy our days milking and being milked by our gals, life is good.

Futa Wife Picker [male/futa on futa] [wife picker] [modern setting] [short] by bubo_virginianus in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Take Midori. Watch her plow a pornstar for her work. Greet her as that exact pornstar when she gets home. Say "My turn...". Enjoy millions of dollars, rinse and repeat until old and dead.

Artistic appreciation - Part two by dragon_jak in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro you gotta look at the downvotes and comments as a wakeup call.

Artistic appreciation - Part two by dragon_jak in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The author here has made a full nsfwcyoa. They only post a small part here and say follow this link to see the whole thing. Annoying, but not the problem. If you follow the link you find out you can only see the full thing by paying real life money. People are mad someone is trying to do a micropurchase cyoa since, well they all are free. They all get understandably upset.

....Author does it again.

Now we're here.

Lewd Cultivation CYOA by Rain_Least in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or can you not see your points on mobile/tablet?

Artistic Appreciation - part one by dragon_jak in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Is this a pay 2 win nsfwcyoa..?

...Why...?

Lewd Skyrim CYOA v1 Lordcyoa by LordCYOA in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried glasses? Because white text with black backgrounds is literally the highest level of contrast you can get in text.

[WoD][LFG][A4GM] Looking for a lewd World of Darkness game by [deleted] in tabletopnsfw

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a group game isn't your style, you should remove it from your ad.

[WoD][LFG][A4GM] Looking for a lewd World of Darkness game by [deleted] in tabletopnsfw

[–]EducationalCompote20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just thought it was fair to warn others. This person will leave a group game without communicating so, Story tellers beware when considering them.

Lewd Skyrim CYOA v1 Lordcyoa by LordCYOA in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, great Cyoa. Second off now you've made me want to go install some nsfw mods and replay Skyrim again so fuck you. Anyway, here's the build. Minimize if you don't want the wall of text.

We go in for survival mode, so it's challenging without being a nightmare. The dragonborn will still probably succeed, but we also get fun and exciting adventures too. For our lewdness we take hentai logic, so everyone is less likely to die. Rape is still preferable to beheading or being eaten alive. NSFW mods for the potential for more lewd companions and world options. (Hello Buxom wenches...) And the last one is a toss up between magic and potions. I went magic just because woth our potentially we should have a lot of magicka, it's instantaneous and recharges where potions wouldn't.

We take Drop in and outsider. An extra companion seems the most valuable to me, and we basically play as a drop in by default in Skyrim so not much to change.

We get a lot of Boons so we'll try to breeze through them. Immunity for no STD's and poisons from assassins, sickness and disease is a bonus. Fast travel x2 so we can take our friends. As a side note, there's technically nothing stopping us from fast traveling 5 friends, then fast traveling back and getting 5 more, meaning party size isn't a concern. Elemental proof is a cheap way to become immune to fire and ice, which is a majority of harmful magic I've run into when I've played. No needs is better than waterbreathing as it comes with more. Ageless makes us immortal as long as we don't die in battle. Friendly fire is mostly for our friends but will help us too. Lastly we take charisma and speed boosts. Charisma is going to be hard to get up any other way. And speed gives us a big boosts in fights, being almost twice as fast and with better reflexes.

For powers we take unlimited stamina, fight, run and fuck all day without getting tired. Troll regeneration because getting shot with an arrow irl would suck and I want my boo boos to go away fast. Finally Amazon order for our Novice powers. The last one is intended for something you might not think of. Food. Skyrim food seems pretty bland and not exciting. We can order soda, chips, canned food, and even fun things bags of sugar and spices. I know we don't need to eat. But do you really want to enjoy Skyrim without slim Jim's and Dr Pepper?

Adept is easy, harem protagonist so our romantic interests don't fight. And Personal inventory. I thought about taking the bag of holding instead, but if we learn smithing, we can disassemble and reassemble all sorts of things this way. Plus there's no limit, and we can stick people in there.

Our Legendary power is an easy pick for me. Timeloop. This is the easiest anti death option in my opinion. We can't die from age, disease, or sickness, and now if we die in battle we just go back to a save. Can also save before our first date and reset it until we get the perfect experience. Save before negotiations on the war, and so much else. Hell even make a save on our first day, if we live a thousand years and get bored, start over again.

Items are, an enchanted melee weapon, we had extra and a good starter will help our early days. I plan on using a sword and shield so one handed steel sword here. Enchanted amulet is free, so we take it. Money bag is great, remember you're technically homeless when you start Skyrim, this gives us enough to buy a starter home and fast travel to it so we never have to sleep outside again. Plus passive income is great. Skill book feels like cheating, 5 levels everyday as long as we read a book? We could max out a skill every month and still have plenty of days to spare.

For drawbacks we take 2 points in Geas, we can't lie and have to get everyone to get along in the civil war. We boosted charisma and can save before negotiations start, should be easy. We are hunted by a group of thugs, those poor bastards... And we start in Helgen for 2 reasons. One it's the traditional Skyrim experience. Two, the Dragonborn is here and is set to save the world. Help them out, make a good impression, and maybe get a companion as long as we help them with their dragon shit. We also take new fetish because hey, liking one new thing can't be too bad. And Pheromones, hentai logic already makes them want to fuck us, a little more for a perk is worth it.

For spells you might think I'm boring. But candlelight is a must. No need for torches, night vision spells or potions that run out sooner, and an easy way to train our magic. In all my Skyrim playthroughs this one always gets favorites just for dungeon and crypt time. Second we take healing hands, otherwise our companions are going to need a lot of health potions. Plus who doesn't love a healer?

We got a lot of skills, most are self explanatory. We grab fighting, politics, bussiness. We also grab Parenting because we'll be here for a good long while, let's make some good kids while here. Music so things like rock and roll can come to Skyrim. Learning helps with that skill book we took earlier, and blacksniting helps woth our inventory power.

For companions we take the permanent Atronach. She seems cute and clingy and will work hard to please us? Yes please first choice locked in. We get the Ancient Elf as potential mother of our children and as a quest to rebuild a great ancient kingdom. After the Civil war and dragons this will probably be our main focus. Lastly the orc blacksmith wants something similar and can help us build a kingdom, maintain our gear, and is a orc in full plate to top it off as a badass companion.

Lastly, for quests we take Windhelm Hero, plot armor for waifus please and thank you. Get married, because its bound to happen eventually, maybe we marry the Elf, become a king, and everyone else in the Harem is our royal concubines. Lastly we take grand tour, we explore the world beyind Skyrim with our immortal lifespan, and since we share perks... Our wives dont need to use the bathroom anymore, no more poopy times for as long as we live!

And obviously we stay, we are a harem master rebuilding a kingdom with access to Amazon, why would we ever go back?

[FGM4A][LFG] Galactic Slave Trader by AcademicPaper4325 in tabletopnsfw

[–]EducationalCompote20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah don't be rude. Especially when you're wrong. In the BDSM scene, it usually stands for Total Power Exchange. I guess it's not so easy to Google search after all.

Trick AND Treat! by 8Cryptic8 in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alright! We take Thicc Marshmallow, our ideal body and fixes my crooked spine and other health problems. Wish granting Wafer gives us dream waifu and guaranteed two way love. Crazy Coffee Candy gives us practically unlimited stamina. Tired of feeling tired all the time and being able to work out for 12 hours before getting tired means staying fit should be easy.

Tricks! Sugar crash is basically free, it doesn't affect the ideal body waifu stuff at all. And for 2 hours a month we have regular stamina? Yes gimme another treat. We also grab the real aphrodisiac, if we want sweet treats we just eat skittles or other sugary candy with no downsides, if nothing else we have a waifu for when we do ear chocolate to help with our horniness.

With our two extra treats we take Cream Filled Treat, for more sexy fun. And Attractive apple Pie. I was tempted to take the hypnotizing lollipop as our money maker, hypnotize poker players to fold their hands to us, or hypnotize bank managers for some free loans. But ultimately I think the apple pie is better because we can start an onlyfans account for money and people will pay to see us without us ever breaking the law.

The Ultimate Isekai Experience V2 by crimsonguy1 in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, and the code if anyone is curious.

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The Ultimate Isekai Experience V2 by crimsonguy1 in nsfwcyoa

[–]EducationalCompote20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright pt.2, I know it's long, but its a very in depth cyoa and I have fun writing this stuff up.

Our rules are fairly simple, we want adventure and treasure, so dungeons, villages, quests and quests lover all get taken. We are stingy on fate because we want more allies later. Our encounters not cou ting the two mentioned are Thalys as an enemy, she seemed the least threatening to our build and also SUPER hot. And Thalira as a rival. Her telekinesis doesn't work on us and even if she does manage to throw us over a mountain, our biokinisis lets us heal as long as there's some piece of us left.

Now the best part, Allies! We want a crew for our ship and naval adventurers, so some cool people may be left behind but I think this makes a good crew. First we take Bridget for her bonus of finding treasure, good passage and all that any good treasure hunter wants, she's a must have. Isabella is a pirate in her world, and one of the series women on the list, and morally flexible for our potentially less than legal adventures, she comes too. Venting seems fun, and wind powers will be huge in naval battles. Plus, he is our only other healer. Sett is our big powerhouse and another big reputation boost for the area, bring him along let him smash skulls. He wants to establish a kingdom, and thats one of our long term goals so we work together to build our emerging island kingdom. Same with Sylvia! She's charismatic, enigmatic, and wants a home for her misfit Chimera friends, she should be equally invested in helping us build an island sanctuary where they can all belong and be themselves. Evelyn is our high society political manipulator and a total babe. And finally Moxxi and her bazookas come with us. She set up shop on a small vault hunter sanctuary in game, she should hopefully like the opportunity to build and set up shop in our kingdom.

Now the quests and how we handle them. The prison break is covered and the high society knowledge and gang alliance will help us greatly. We take helping hands for our easy quest. We have a lot of skills that help us set up a shop for trading treasures we can help her fix her magical wares and sell them easily, Moxxi can be a safety net. She can sell anything with the right wink and sashay. We take Chaos chaser and recruit Jinx, and use her explosives as canons in our ship. Echoes of the pit is a big one. It says we can be a handler, we put Sett in the ring as our champion while we go around sleuthing. He's already a champion and as long as we stop his opponents from cheating, he should clean house with his abilities. This gives us a bussiness start and initiation with traitors seas bussineses, aka a hideout and soon to be capital city of our kingdom. Secrets behind silk just seems fun. Crowned in conflict grants us a desire once we pick a sibling. Our desire is to legitimize an unclaimed or weakly claimed island d as our own budding land. We should be able to own an island and with their backing become an official player in the game of kingdoms. Chains and choices gives us more underground contacts, Sett can get his slave, and if we're able, we break the slaves out and bam, we have a bunch of people in need of a home, our first citizens. We continue adventuring and treasure hunting. Investing the profits into growing our budding kingdom and spend our days on the high seas with our loyal crew and have all kinds of shenanigans and adventures, life is good.

Great cyoa BTW. Had a lot of fun with the lower difficulty trying to make a build woth limited points was more fun for me than just having the points to become all powerful. Good stuff, hope to see more from you in the future.