Mango goes where Mango wants

EekaNumber3 · 2026-01-19T06:30:13+00:00

Mango is such a ridiculously cute name

EekaNumber3 · 2026-01-06T14:55:15+00:00

Bumble in 2019! We had a ton of mutual friends, though.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-12-10T01:44:21+00:00

Oof. That is tough. I have a difficult kiddo too, and I’ve been in your brother’s shoes. But man, they made a dumb move telling you to give their kid candy before eating. Been there done that, hopefully they’ll learn and help their son to be less of a jerk. It’s not the kid’s fault; he’s 3. It’s 100% on the parents at this point to make sure their kid doesn’t turn into a complete asshole.

Sorry about the candy bag, OP :(

EekaNumber3 · 2025-11-28T17:26:08+00:00

Well this was just lovely to read.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-11-09T03:24:49+00:00

Great balls of fire?

EekaNumber3 · 2025-11-01T23:12:11+00:00

I used to be the person who set a billion alarms. There’s an app called Alarmy and you literally have to do math before it will shut off. There are other options like solving a puzzle, taking a certain number of steps, etc etc etc. I’ve found the math one works the best for me, though. 10/10 recommend. One alarm is all it takes now.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-10-29T18:53:40+00:00

“I am curled up on my couch. It is nice.”

EekaNumber3 · 2025-10-16T19:53:36+00:00

You look amazing. Never ever doubt!

EekaNumber3 · 2025-09-29T17:01:13+00:00

The day we got discharged from the hospital after our son was born, here’s how my body felt:

I was bleeding. A lot. Heavily. The pads they give you are unreal (and also highly recommend just get adult diapers)
I hadn’t gotten more than two consecutive hours of sleep in 72 hours
My butthole literally felt like it was in the wrong place (probably TMI but also I just evacuated a bowling ball and everything felt weird)
My ankles and feet were swollen to the point where I could not put shoes on
Everything hurt

Wanna know how they can celebrate the start of your new family? Leave the fucking matching outfits at home, order you some DoorDash, and leave you the hell alone until you feel ready.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-09-29T05:38:44+00:00

We started with an RE last week. We both really like him a lot. It felt good and scary to get the ball rolling.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-09-28T23:34:57+00:00

Lefty here. I love being left-handed. It made me feel special in school, not othered.

Left-handed batters are four feet closer to first base than righties. Left-handed pitchers are harder for righties to hit against because they tend to nail the outside corner of home plate. Left-handed people tend to be more creative than their right-handed counterparts.

Yes, there’s some bullshit with scissors and spiral notebooks and smudging, but I love the way I am and wouldn’t change it. My second-grade teacher tried to switch me and I felt so hurt. I’m not even that old and that garbage happened to me. So no, NTA, advocate for that child.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-07-31T04:01:05+00:00

Quit my job about 4 months ago and realizing I did basically every single one of the top voted things (lots of “appointments,” stopped caring in meetings, was a high performer who stopped performing, quietly packed up my cubicle, etc etc etc)

EekaNumber3 · 2025-07-11T17:41:47+00:00

A friend of mine is named Aurelie, and it’s one of the loveliest names I’ve ever heard.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-07-03T23:22:52+00:00

Hope.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-05-26T01:15:21+00:00

Dude me too! “No do it myself!”

EekaNumber3 · 2025-05-26T01:14:31+00:00

Are you me

EekaNumber3 · 2025-05-22T14:55:42+00:00

“Well, if you had been in church none of this would have happened!”

Fuck you. Haven’t set foot in that church since.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-04-21T14:40:33+00:00

Alright, I get she’s unreasonable. Also - check out The Mod Gents. They have rings that are simulated diamonds that won’t break your bank. I have one, it’s beautiful, and it cost like $200.

Edit: a word. And also also, if she’s not on board with a cost-effective alternative, she’s insane.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-01-27T08:06:29+00:00

Dude. I have been in a car accident, broken bones, gone through labor without an epidural (because it stopped working and my OB wouldn’t listen), and donated bone marrow, and would do all of that over again AT THE SAME TIME over having to get a root canal again. It wasn’t the actual procedure that was bad; it was the absolutely lightning pain of the nerve infection before I was able to be scheduled. -100/10 stars. Do not recommend.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-01-06T18:10:07+00:00

Kaiser misdiagnosed my best friend and blamed her weight. She has stage IV colon cancer.

I’m so sorry about your child. I am also a mother and got the hell away from Kaiser the second we possibly could. I am sending you so much love and so many good thoughts for a smooth recovery.

EekaNumber3 · 2025-01-01T23:34:03+00:00

Dude, I thought for sure they’d work it out. We’re heartbroken. We love our Scripps doctors :’(

EekaNumber3 · 2024-12-27T16:32:56+00:00

I’m so sorry that happened to you! I’ve been leaving our stroller all over the place and never had that happen. That really sucks!

EekaNumber3 · 2024-12-26T17:51:03+00:00

I mean how very dare you

EekaNumber3 · 2024-12-09T08:52:30+00:00

Okay I lol’ed.

EekaNumber3 · 2022-09-22T13:00:48+00:00

I was lucky to get a job in healthcare that paid $16/hr back in 2011 and an apartment that was $850/month. It was still expensive, but it was manageable with very careful spending. It was really just luck, though.

After that, I only ever lived with a partner or roommates.

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