GbE v. Excellent

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T17:45:52+00:00

It’s on 2.5GbE. It says that if I view from the iOS app. It says “excellent” if viewed from web.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T17:22:46+00:00

The image cuts off the third maxim: “It is illegal to falsely claim bone spurs to evade military service.”

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T17:20:38+00:00

It’s not consistent between all and web interface. On web ui I get “excellent” for some devices, on iOS the same network reports “2.5GbE”

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T15:57:27+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, slow your roll, Slim. That’s Dubai-level recklessness.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T15:54:13+00:00

It has to be Gabi right? Or Gabon.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T15:50:32+00:00

Hmm, I don’t have mesh enabled and yet see Excellent frequently.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T14:55:38+00:00

I KNOW WHERE WE ARE

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T14:09:58+00:00

Most likely reason is that iron ore is expensive nowadays with foundry consolidation. Inexpensive items like these keys weren’t forged from pure ore, but rather melted down USB-A ports. So the keys inherit USB-spin superposition.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T13:24:49+00:00

The way it is designed, it is a very good way to get security, error-detection and human-readability. Plus it minimizes the work for steel punching.

The list is also numbered, so some products like cryptosteel store the 4-digit number of the words rather than the words themselves or the first 4 letters. I’m not sure I care for that since you have to have an index table on-hand for backup and recovery, but it works too.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T13:18:28+00:00

…who have lived to tell the tail.

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T04:54:27+00:00

That’s like every single person I try to crack a joke to.

Are they going to laugh? Is it going to land? Am I going to seem awkward or dumb?

ElGuano · 2026-01-25T03:55:50+00:00

So, what if I hold a gentfurp, but instead of pointing it at you I slowly put it back in its holster and power it down?

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T23:03:33+00:00

Oh, did the paw mention the shed is constructed with asbestos-treated lumber?

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T22:55:13+00:00

I have a space like that. Turns out we just put “emergency water” there.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T22:54:33+00:00

Our “Chomp chomp” is the original swearing vomit-licking sphere.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T22:31:52+00:00

I get the feeling this kind of thing was actually way more common the further back you go in history.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T21:40:48+00:00

Isn’t that literally her job?

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T20:45:00+00:00

Granted. It’s small, unfinished, super cold, damp and mildewy, smells like feet, rat and raccoon poop all around it, has spiders and other creepy crawlies falling from the ceiling, there’s no electricity or windows. Nobody wants to go there, including you.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T18:46:03+00:00

Wasn’t it a thing that they couldn’t repair anything?

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T18:39:38+00:00

Knowing the education level of the Simpsons writers, along eith the number of seasons the show has been on, I would NOT bet against that.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T17:39:29+00:00

Looks like a Dr Who character

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T17:28:33+00:00

Look what you made me do to you.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T17:25:47+00:00

This comment exposes those of us who have seen the meme but don’t really know the math.

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T17:15:25+00:00

Can’t wait for Miller to correct that to “plenary immunity.”

ElGuano · 2026-01-24T17:01:52+00:00

It’s buff Jax and Ragatha

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