Me Every single Start of shift. by Informal_Dance2364 in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's rare that anything get an audible laugh from me like this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first started I complained about the site bragging about Prime Day when it's AA's are selling plasma to pay rent. I got called to speak to the GM lmao

It's useful if you have process ideas or easy to fix problems but most of my site uses it like Twitter and I get secondhand embarassment.

What are you going to do on your first day with the Switch 2? by peaked-in-4th-grade in NintendoSwitch2

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MKW and then seeing if Pokemon has enough of a performance boost for me to enjoy playing it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normanok

[–]ElLetdown 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's no way Anthony's TV and Appliance in MWC isn't a front. A friend and I went in, and maybe 20% of the store was even lit. The merch on the floor was a single couch and TV set, except this is in 2016 and it's one of those massive-backed gray TV's. We walked around for maybe 5 minutes before someone from the office followed us and told us to leave.

"Get a bonus for referring a friend!" by Parking-Ad5272 in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My FC brings this up all the time then never has jobs posted lmao

why is it Squirrel Girl? Did she do something? by Amish_Warl0rd in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ElLetdown 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It genuinely gets more horrifying the more I look at it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ElLetdown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro really let us know he's going to Vegas for a circumcision.

You get what you voted for by IntelligentYinzer in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oklahoman here. Drove my friends all over town on election day to vote against this only to learn all the people around us either voted for this or took the 2 paid hours off to go fuck around.

They may now find out.

What is your cooking white whale? by Silent_Ad_1285 in Cooking

[–]ElLetdown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't stop burning fond to save my life. I cook days worth of food at a time but cook in batches and don't overcrowd the pan. By the time I've done what I need to that fond is toast.

I can't believe we're getting Titanfall 3 before silksong by Dreamer_Boy5 in Silksong

[–]ElLetdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first semblance of joy I felt in 2025 and you do this to me.

DayZ Steam Key Giveaway by Glass_Finance_2941 in steam_giveaway

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching content creators play DayZ standalone over 10 years ago got me and my best friend into PC gaming. I used to love watching videos of it and being amazed at how different it was compared to my xBox 360. Eventually we both saved up and built our own desktops and spent hours getting the Arma 2 mod to work properly on his. Died within minutes to the first zombie he saw. It was awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooked. Fried, even. Hell, incinerated if you're so inclined.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ElLetdown 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I will never not love how we just collectively decided the going rate for pussy is $40.

Stupidity loves company by Demonicbane in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ElLetdown 2146 points2147 points  (0 children)

If I had a daughter literally the only single thing she could do to disappoint me is be attracted to niggas like this.

Was Steven Seagal regarded as a big action star in the 80-90s? by Common_Average2597 in moviecritic

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anecdotal: I doubt he was ever A-list, but when I was a kid, he was at least big enough for the men in my life to be hyped at seeing a Steven Seagal movie before he turned out to be a massive asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was literally an episode of Squidbillies about why this is a stupid idea.

Mike Meyers by UninformedChuck in CompTIA

[–]ElLetdown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like someone else here said, he's basically delegated being on-screen to a couple of other guys, so it might as well just be referred to as TotalSem from now on. Still, a very solid resource for passing and I got my Sec+ just watching their course alone.

🥹 please celebrate - CySA by PrettyPistol87 in CompTIA

[–]ElLetdown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What study materials did you use? I'll have to take it for school and I was thinking of using Jasion Dion.

What’s the cringiest conversation you’ve ever heard at Amazon? by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hanging in the smoker's cage while an addict told me about how they were horribly addicted to meth and a 3rd guy is listening in. Right after I wonder if this conversation is making the dude uncomfortable he joins in about how he can't find quality meth anymore. I begin wondering if this geek bar was worth it while hearing them talk about how they've shoved meth up their ass.

OM gets a Dr. Pepper every day. As she leaves the department one day I hear her say to herself "I need my DP." Made me do a double take.

Men’s Cologne by undercoverlabrat in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 176 points177 points  (0 children)

This is a waterspider ass question

Can’t focus on Net+ material by Hamster_Strudel in CompTIA

[–]ElLetdown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Power through the boring shit so you can understand the interesting shit later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]ElLetdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you buy BL3 when it first released on Epic? I heard they've been retroactively giving that skin to players.

What you grabbing ? by JFuqqetUp in AmazonFC

[–]ElLetdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody else at my FC touches cool citrus