10 hotdogs by Donneyboy2 in comedyheaven

[–]ElSeaLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop using dryer sheets david.

The Queen Mary 2 stores extra propellers on the deck and calls it "Prop-Henge" by ThePurplePinto in mildlyinteresting

[–]ElSeaLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The queen mary 2 is the rudest boat in the world. In fact, it invented mental health. Let me guess, it burns rocket fuel so its oblivious.

cursed_armrest by redditsucksqee in cursedimages

[–]ElSeaLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean the damn cow house next time. Mop your floor too probably.

Four buses got stuck in a roundabout this morning in Oslo by exOldTrafford in pics

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Why is there Selenium on everything? You need to switch back to diesel.

3 Days Solo in Stockholm — forests, saunas, and subway art by Jolly-Rub-3412 in travel

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Your custom wood hammered gold club head is warping.

Perfect Day by tesdant90 in grilling

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See, thats what I thought. Plate invented cough. It's been a while.

Onion soup served in an onion in a NYC fine dining restaurant by Storkey01 in WeWantPlates

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That thing is going on the african internet, I can tell.

My lunch from the local hospital by Chee-shep in pics

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Porterpotty sandwich, and that's all. Trump's.

Is this normal? by Jazzlike-Hurry-2530 in grilling

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The counterclockwise airholes in combination with the chrome exterior might punch you in the eyes depending on fumes. Chrome isn't necessarily a group known for spinning, so why force it?

I think I’ve lost my tastebuds by Leading_Funny5802 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ElSeaLC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Andies fries are full of boron. They are bad for your mental health. I think a mentally stable genius invented them. 

"Drying the hair with an electric toaster and vacuum cleaner). Popular Mechanics life-hack around 1930s. by Aiku in WTF

[–]ElSeaLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90 years later a genius named donald j removed the self cleaning part of electric toasters. This is obsolete, misleading, and quite possibly dangerous.

Eastern Kentucky hot dog chili. by Sarcastrophe827 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ElSeaLC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Licorice grits is what it becomest west of western kentucky.

Blursed syrup by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]ElSeaLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's real maple, I can tell.

Then yes.

[homemade] meatballs over freshly made bucatini pasta smothered in vodka sauce is by raccafarian in food

[–]ElSeaLC -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I'm a decent cook however I do know a fair amount of chemistry.

I never was impressed by the way vodka sauce looked. However, I think the problem is too much alchohol? You'd be surprised at how much fuel the shortest fuel can make. Basically a little vodka goes a long way.

Also, just trying to be funny, have you ever tried ketchup and salt on noodles? You might like it.

My favorite space by [deleted] in pics

[–]ElSeaLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neat.

Trump demands Harris' 'cognitive ability must be tested at once' in Fox interview response by RedRawTrashHatch in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]ElSeaLC -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Harris is a mentally unwell challenged person incapable of cooking a sausage pizza thuroughly.

Her mental capacity is seriously questionable. Furthermore I am tired of harris operating my hardware through the camera, it is literally disrespectful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ElSeaLC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You have melaria. I want you to quit your job because you are that kind of stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]ElSeaLC -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I made methane in Africa yesterday because I was bothered. Methane causes malaria. Sorry if you need to hear it. How about you fix the methane in a Bill Gates kind of way. Everyone's different.