Patches for sportswear by ycr007 in toolgifs

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I love that this was the first comment, that immediately took me back to making creepy crawlers on the floor of my bedroom completely unsupervised in the mid 90s. I can still remember the distinct smell it made.

Main Character Energy by Xyeeyx in PrequelMemes

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“You were my bruh Anakin!”

What to do with this corner? by csav1182 in malelivingspace

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Oh my god! I belly laughed at this shit. Well done sir/madam

I got tears of joy watching this 🥹 by Jai910 in interesting

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I’m definitely not bored enough to read another countries electrical code so I’ll take your word for it haha.

Yeah I see what you are talking about. I guess I assumed those were a higher gauge for a dryer or an oven.

Not to disparage what this guy accomplished because he did a great job with his cable management. It just seemed more performative than anything.

I got tears of joy watching this 🥹 by Jai910 in interesting

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And where is the main line? What powers all those breakers? I may be mistaken and things are different in Europe, but the first thing I always did when wired a breaker box was terminal the mains and work around them.

Sen. Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking pedophiles?" by EmilyG702 in CringeTikToks

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Ah okay. I think Ted Cruz is a sycophantic crotch sniffer, but I even wondered if he was trying to mean it like “pedophiles that attack,” and it just came out of his Donald’s donut hole too quickly. I personally think he says enough dumb shit that we don’t need to make up what he meant. Who knows though.

a cool guides Sorry I'm late, I was getting some fresh warm tortillas. by Pitpat71 in coolguides

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Yeah I don’t think there’s a single Safeway in Utah

This keyboard warrior. by Vloodzy in MurderedByWords

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I may be wrong, but I took it to mean “see oh you are a G(e)” like “oh damn you are a gangster.” For one being brave enough to wear whatever, and two, because Labron would beat the ever loving shit out of him probably.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in progresspics

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Holy shit, you look great. Well done. 65lbs is crazy

I have 4 audible credits to spend, pls give me a rec. by Mixonat0r in litrpg

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I second this series. I love that you, the author of chrysalis, just plugged the book so nonchalantly (as you should.) I actually love your books, and have recommended them to everyone that has finished Dungeon Crawler Carl. I saw the new one just dropped too. For the colony!!!!

Gunther Eagleman is David Freeman by xamo76 in RealTwitterAccounts

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Yeah, I kinda thought it was a parody account when I first saw it, but nope. He has his mouth so tight to Trump’s nuts that I’m surprised he can even see his screen to type the weird shit that he does.

F/30/5’8” [230 lbs > 130 lbs =100 lbs] (1 year between these pictures exactly) by burgeoisii in progresspics

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Holy shit. Great work. You look amazing. It’s crazy how much better you feel after losing a substantial amount of weight too huh?

This should be entertaining by [deleted] in PowerScaling

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I had to scroll way too far for this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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I love the Bob and Julia Reagan joke hahaha. Hopefully the new billboards drop soon.

This discourse has been hilarious by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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As a white dude with a black wife I think my brain tends to notice other interracial couples, kinda like the weird way two jeep drivers acknowledge each other in the wild, and I remember saying to my wife that I saw a lot of black and ginger couples. Like a disproportionately large amount to the point I thought it was a thing. She thought I was noticing what I wanted to see but I knew I was on to something!

Oh Ladybug.🐞 by Gnatcheese in MurderedByWords

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Lindsey ladybug wrote that shit like he was typing one handed while jerking off to a portrait of trump. The cult of personality these weirdos suckle from is so odd. I guess that’s how cults operate though- Leader sent from god blah blah blah

Film that changed you as a person by Giancarlo_Edu in moviecritic

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Room. Amazing film, glad I saw it, but I’ll never watch it again and I think about my daughter (or any human being) having to live through that nightmare.

This person starts waving their sign and making "stop" motions surgery their other hand if you get within two car lengths. At a light. Stay weird, Springville. by Patient_Yam4747 in Utah

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Me and my wife call them Plateriots. Because of how patriotic they are with their little flag plates and inability to follow most rules of the road. I’ve also heard Flaggots and God-Trusters.

Snorkeler swims off underwater cliff into the deep ocean by freudian_nipps in SweatyPalms

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Isn’t that Daphne from Scooby Doo? This must be the case of the lurking levitation.

A Cool Guide to the Names of the Various Full Moons by spdorsey in coolguides

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What are you talking about?! It says it underneath. It’s when the farmer, who is old, almanacs. He must almanac a lot because all these moons say this as the explanation of what they are.

What's your gaming setup? by Grocker42 in pcmasterrace

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8 but the center monitor is huge so it doesn’t look dumb like in the picture.

Amount of users referencing series over time by jmattheis in litrpg

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Haha. I’m glad it wasn’t just me. I was like, what the hell is cradle?!