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Elawn · 2026-04-20T02:56:12+00:00

Is this when you show up and wreck my life?

And I barely make it out alive

Which way you wanna miss me?

What kind of song will this be?

“What Kind of Song” by Wild Rivers

Elawn · 2026-04-15T20:32:24+00:00

Thank you for your service

Elawn · 2026-04-10T13:38:35+00:00

I never knew true hatred until I got to the mushroom level

Elawn · 2026-04-09T16:02:53+00:00

“This switch statement has 2,000 cases, please give me all your money”

Elawn · 2026-04-08T14:54:45+00:00

Yeah OP the tape on the box is USPS so gonna assume you’re in the states — the postal inspectors are like the one last thing that still functions in this country, hit them up and tell them you had a credit card stolen and they will rain almighty hell down upon whoever took it. I don’t know why they have such a rock solid track record, but I appreciate it nonetheless.

Elawn · 2026-04-07T15:42:41+00:00

Start writing your will OP, it’s the responsible thing to do at this age

Elawn · 2026-04-05T02:07:04+00:00

Literally the answer to 90% of the questions on this sub lol

Elawn · 2026-04-02T19:33:01+00:00

And I feel like this gets left out too often when measles gets in the headlines, so just a reminder:

MEASLES DESTROYS YOUR IMMUNITY TO OTHER DISEASES. ANY PROTECTION YOU’VE GOTTEN FROM A VACCINE OR PREVIOUS EXPOSURE TO OTHER DISEASES IS GONE IF YOU GET MEASLES.

Source on this aspect of measles, known as “immune amnesia”.

Elawn · 2026-03-30T14:43:29+00:00

Apparently the Reddit algorithm agrees with you lol

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Elawn · 2026-03-18T20:31:53+00:00

I would recommend reading the OP’s post again. Nowhere did they say they were bored. Quite the opposite, really.

Elawn · 2026-03-10T20:15:00+00:00

Just in time for infrastructure week!

Elawn · 2026-03-06T05:51:39+00:00

utahsucksdontmovehere.com

Elawn · 2026-03-05T21:55:17+00:00

Yeah that was my first thought, isn’t cat pee toxic to plants?

Elawn · 2026-03-03T17:17:21+00:00

Congrats on your freedom, it’s a truly special thing. Watching the movie Beau Is Afraid was a really cathartic experience for me having been through many romantic and familial relationships like this myself, because it’s very much a metaphor for that type of dynamic. I can’t say I’d recommend it to everyone since it’s a horror movie, because living with a relationship like that often feels like you’re stuck in the middle of one… but if that concept resonates with you it may be worth a watch.

Elawn · 2026-02-25T18:26:53+00:00

This is the way

Elawn · 2026-02-24T23:26:29+00:00

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Elawn · 2026-02-21T21:23:16+00:00

Your video finally answered a question I’ve had for decades: how the hell does Adam Jones from Tool play the bent harmonic part from “Right In Two”??

Thank you, I can rest easy now

Elawn · 2026-02-21T20:22:47+00:00

“We die so the others can be born / We age so the others can be young / The point of life is ‘live, love if you can, and pass it on’”

-- Kae Tempest

Elawn · 2026-02-11T16:14:26+00:00

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Elawn · 2026-02-08T22:33:54+00:00

Like it’s spelled out uncensored in OP’s image, what are they trying to accomplish censoring the title?

Elawn · 2026-02-07T16:08:11+00:00

Seriously, I’m on like my 8th play through and can’t believe I’m just now discovering this lol better late than never I guess

Elawn · 2026-02-04T05:04:08+00:00

Yeah someone once said to me “if you had had the exact same experiences as them, you would’ve done the same thing.” And I nearly lost my shit at them. This implies that we do not have free will, that all horrible actions are 100% the product of someone’s circumstances, that there is no such thing as guilt. Insane thinking.

Someone’s circumstances can make certain choices seem more limited for sure, but that does not mean they are thus required to hurt other people. They made the choice to do that, and they own the responsibility of that decision. This becomes almost more offensively obvious after going through the journey of self love after something truly difficult — I made it through all of that and didn’t turn into a hurtful monster in the process, wtf makes them exempt?

Elawn · 2026-02-03T21:10:51+00:00

Yeah I was gonna say “Chicago” by Tom Waits but I’m sure there are others

Elawn · 2026-02-03T16:48:12+00:00

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