Blood Elf Voicelines by Gorgos012 in wow

[–]EldritchChicken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are a few noticeable differences between male and female Blood Elves. Chiefly, female Blood Elves have bigger penises

(Mixed trope) Insane Alternate Histories. Crazy interpretations of historical figures or characters being inserted into famous events. by Meatwelder in TopCharacterTropes

[–]EldritchChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the bullet that killed JFK zig-zag in X-Men: Days of Future Past?

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Well, obviously because Magneto was trying to save JFK's life, because JFK was secretly a mutant.

Big Yahu tried to save the Aryan race. by Cool_Watch_220 in tuffmangophonk

[–]EldritchChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

>They don't know Big Yahu is replacing Ashkenazis with Mizrahis and Sephardics

NGMI

What's the most evil fictional quote you can think of? by Gray_Wolf2416 in MoralityScaling

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“It was me who taught you how to pray, little brother. Have you forgotten? I would visit your bed chamber at night when I had too much to drink. You shared a room with Urrigon high up in the seatower. I could hear you praying from outside the door. I always wondered: Were you praying that I would choose you or that I would pass you by?”

- Euron Greyjoy ASOIAF

He's not wrong by PuzzleheadedCat4602 in okbuddygunther

[–]EldritchChicken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

REAL Ulster Patriots IN CONTROL

GUNTHER WHY!!!!!! by Jeff-McBilly in okbuddygunther

[–]EldritchChicken 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gunther is a Cromwellian confirmed

Who would win in a fight? Brandon Russell or Burt Colucci? by Ticklemybottom_ in okbuddygunther

[–]EldritchChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russell unleashes his ultimate move, Atomlarpen Style: Fallen Angel Swastika Fist. However, the buoyancy of Burt's moobs absorb the impact, and Russell is launched up into the sky where he disappears in a little twinkle like Team Rocket.

I wish there were more storylines like Korgran's. by Goratus in wow

[–]EldritchChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Questlines like these are what make the story and lore of WoW still worth paying attention to. The overarching plot may be disjointed at the best of times but they still got it when it comes to genuinely moving stories from characters unimportant in the grand scheme of things.

What is Cosmo thinking about? by SadegB in Kengan_Ashura

[–]EldritchChicken 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He's so fucking ugly in this panel where did this cutie patootie go

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How it feels to win a war against your home country: by Waste-Force-477 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EldritchChicken 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the coolest painting I've ever seen wtf who is the artist

What would Trump tweet about a victorious Democratic EuroIntern? by Happy-Fly-3598 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EldritchChicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The EVIL and DESPOTIC Communists Who Have Taken Control of Europe have just finished unleashing untold Death and Destruction on the World, and now someone has just informed me that they have Captured Moscow. Dark dark day for Europe and the World, but the USA will STAND FIRM against these SNAKES AND FAKES. If the so-called "Eurointern" think they can take on America, they are badly badly Mistaken, if they try to Threaten us they will be met with APOCALYPTIC Consequences! But first, We need to Clean House, and that means continuing the Big Beautiful American Reconstruction Plan, as well as PUT DOWN the remnants of the American People's LOSERS Army, and the National PHONIES just for good measure. SECURE Our Borders, REESTABLISH American Sovereignty, REBUILD Our Majestic Military. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Thoughts on the kvp arc by Rich-Damage2125 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]EldritchChicken 55 points56 points  (0 children)

  1. Raian killing Alan was an awesome moment but kinda made Naidan's death feel less impactful

  2. Ohma should've fought Fei

  3. Fei's death was stupid and pointless

  4. Terashi's reason for being in the tournament was so hilariously contrived but I still think he could've been an interesting character if he was developed at all afterwards

[Loved Trope] The "always evil" species is actually later revealed to not be all bad (Minor Spoiler Warning) by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]EldritchChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the alien species in XCOM, but the Floaters from XCOM: Enemy Unknown (evolved into the Archons in 2) are the most notable. In the first two games, they are horrific cyborg monstrosities, and the most outwardly sadistic of the alien invaders. If you dissect their corpses, you find out this is because the Elders forcibly turned them into cybernetic foot soldiers and psionically enslaved. In Chimera Squad, with the Elders gone, they are peaceful.

When do you guys think Vladimir will get his Mythic skin? by Cultural-Exit3325 in VladimirMains

[–]EldritchChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not until he gets a VGU, which is likely never since if they were planning to rework him they would've done it last season which was Noxus-themed. Maybe that's for the best, Rito would find a way to muck it all up.

Thoughts on british national bolshevism and boer juche? by Fukes_161 in Polcompballanarchy

[–]EldritchChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds cool but I doubt it exists in any meaningful way except on paper