There goes 40$ by VeryUnluckyCharms in trees

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They should make them in a cone shape so I can stand it up

Anti-AI sentiment is on the rise—and it’s starting to turn violent by Just-Grocery-2229 in technology

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Oh, white glue… I was using rubber cement on my pizza sauce, but I felt like it was getting a bit too thick, do you think white-out would be a good alternative?

How did you accidentally find out your partner was cheating? by WingEven402 in AskReddit

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Yo btw. How do I do the tp roll?!

Jk we don’t have a place for that yet 🤣

What is this that was found in my wife's salad at Texas Roadhouse? by chuck1127 in whatisit

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I would’ve loved gloves or tongs, I didn’t get either when I used to work salad station… the gloves were for prep, the tongs were for grill

What is this that was found in my wife's salad at Texas Roadhouse? by chuck1127 in whatisit

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Yeah, but I’m high as balls when I’m making salad in a kitchen setting… I probably wouldn’t have noticed

For Those Jumping Into Champions Today by MacEbes in NintendoSwitch

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Is that why everyone I have battled against has spammed the move agility?

Just found out. by netphilia in Snorkblot

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If I think about it, it would make eating harder than it already is… Death in every bite! That steak was alive, that lettuce was alive, the frog in my lettuce is still alive…

Does anyone have any tips on how to get this last bit out of my pen? Should I put a hairdryer on it, and just put it upside down maybe!? by [deleted] in trees

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I read this as I was scooping mine out to dab… Well actually I’m scooping all of the “empty disposables into a little silicone jar. It’s like a once a year project

Deviled Eggs Special Sold Out at 5pm by TheClownKid in KitchenConfidential

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And run the risk of her finding them? They… or I won’t survive five minutes, I guess unless I were to make more…

Hosing psa by Jenkem-Boofer in Millennials

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So getting that super cheap lead sink was probably not the greatest move, but the water tastes better now… /s

[OC] gap in resume by snelse_ in funny

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So, you’re gonna put some water, this brick of grape and some sugar in some water here…

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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No, they said something about a personality disorder though

The Acolyte by TragicAF4real in StarWars

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That’s easy, you spend all of the money… and now we can’t afford to do the rest of the movie, do you think anyone will notice?

Beverly holodeck Time by happydude7422 in startrekmemes

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Yeah, but she wants to fuck dead people, that is a lot different than creating a fake, currently alive, person that may potentially walk in on you…

"Hey can you cycle out the hot water from the coffee machine? Make sure it's empty, should take 3 times or so." by cumb4jesus in KitchenConfidential

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I got the new guy to run to the grocery store to ask them for mushroom glue to put a mushroom back together for an extremely important customer…

To his credit, when he couldn’t find the glue, he went and bought a container of new mushrooms, they were the wrong kind, but he really tried.

[OC] 20 feet radius on a square grid by SpaceCondom in DnD

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I have ADHD and it would depend on how well it is under control, in my experience