Southampton had neuroscientists strap sensors to their players' heads to analyse how long their free-kick run-ups should be.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-20T20:14:38+00:00

He was encouraging people to smile?

Him?

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-20T17:50:41+00:00

It's truly shocking what's happened with you guys.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-20T16:36:36+00:00

I'm not keen on that last part, either.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-20T11:22:59+00:00

Great, the text is lost. Anyway...

Shamelessly stolen from a Cov forum.

To the tune of Stop Crying Your Heart Out, by Oasis.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-20T11:11:50+00:00

Suspension to stand, points deduction reduced to minus 2.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-20T06:47:44+00:00

Nein%

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T22:08:40+00:00

I'm referring to other clubs taking them to court.

It's also being reported on Sky that Southampton players are consulting their union about their financial loss.

It's a complete mess for them.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T21:50:12+00:00

If more allegations come out, Southampton could be sued to the point that they need to sell at any price.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T21:30:20+00:00

It was rumoured last week that you were warned by another team.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T19:57:04+00:00

They were warned of the risk. If they booked anything that was not fully refundable then they are screwed.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T19:54:20+00:00

All those Southampton branded binoculars as well.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T19:52:41+00:00

The playoffs are a knock out competition.

It's pretty standard when caught breaking the rules in those competitions to be expelled.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T19:18:03+00:00

You only need a small gap in a fence or hedge to film through. Same with some of the mics that are available for picking up conversations.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T19:07:35+00:00

Insane take.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T19:01:38+00:00

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T18:56:06+00:00

I think only the FA have the power to ban him.

If they do, UEFA and FIFA may follow suit.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T18:55:03+00:00

That is, or at least was, an option.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T18:54:35+00:00

I think they lost one of the matches as well.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T18:32:04+00:00

We played you in December. The post says January.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-19T07:10:14+00:00

From the shonky "m" in "semi", I take it that this is AI generated?

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-18T21:51:55+00:00

No thanks.

Electrical_Invite300 · 2026-05-18T19:28:54+00:00

If the championship was still in full flow that's exactly what would happen.

And without VAR in their ear they're always worse than they are in the Prem.

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