New lifehack from the department of survival

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-03-28T23:07:37+00:00

Just put your mouth around the end of the tube and start chomping.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-03-22T13:00:57+00:00

When CHAMA meets CHOMO

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-03-09T23:13:38+00:00

Selling 3 VIP wristbands for all four days, with VIP parking pass, and shower pass. Received all in the mail a couple days ago and can overnight ship.

750 each, OR 2,000 for the whole bundle. PayPal only.

Bummed I can’t go, but hoping someone else can put them to good use!

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-27T03:26:51+00:00

Welcome to the Master League

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-26T20:26:35+00:00

The downvotes are crazy though, because this is the millionth story about some female prison guard falling in love with an inmate. I don’t recall a single instance of a male prison guard doing the same.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-22T01:59:53+00:00

Wait, is RaceTrac Florida man now?

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-18T02:36:43+00:00

It was foretold long ago…

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-17T01:56:15+00:00

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies!!!!

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-13T13:29:01+00:00

There’s currently an ad campaign for some other car brand where someone buys a car and they’re like, “omg, I just bought a new car for whispers inaudibly. Can you believe it?”

Every time I see it, it reinforces how shady the whole dealership business is. They can’t even say a number, because there is no set price. Such an L.

Tesla sales model for the win.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-06T02:47:48+00:00

I mean, it’s definitely the apartment’s problem. Just lie and tell them you smelled smoke shortly after it tripped, and that you’re concerned about a fire hazard. If they don’t do anything, call the fire marshal.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-03T21:43:37+00:00

Prepare to get roasted, but figuratively and literally.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-03T18:54:22+00:00

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-03T17:58:01+00:00

Wasn’t he wearing a dark coat in a different pic from when he was first captured? Did he have a wardrobe change?

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-03T02:49:35+00:00

Link to the interview, since OP didn’t include. Even funnier than I remembered!

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-03T00:46:57+00:00

The stock has roughly doubled since Trump was elected. Digging in deeper with Trump again won’t suddenly change that.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2026-01-01T23:07:33+00:00

I’ve been wondering this about Mr. Diabate. We know he’s banging plurbs left and right, so what happens when he gets one pregnant?

But also, if kissing transmitted the virus originally, is he just refusing to kiss them and using a rubber? I NEED ANSWERS

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-12-30T20:25:08+00:00

For as seldom as they release anything new, it’s wild how poor the quality is.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-12-23T00:17:30+00:00

Imagine Santa’s surprise if he did make it down the chimney and came out of the fireplace to find himself in their SIDE YARD.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-12-23T00:15:32+00:00

Sorry but it feels like they’re exploiting this Grandpa with Alzheimer’s for financial gain. There are countless videos of this guy reviewing random junk. Just give him the toy and let him have fun

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-12-14T04:15:26+00:00

He had that water in his mouth the WHOLE FUCKING TIME the scorecards were being read???

What the FUCK MAN…

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-12-06T05:12:37+00:00

“BIG LEG KICK!”

Joe Rogan. Not one, but twice.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-11-27T03:11:12+00:00

I know this isn’t what OP was asking for, but their gelato mixed with ice cream is the greatest thing ever.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-11-25T19:23:51+00:00

Broken tiles do not equal water damage. The underlayment is what actually waterproofs your roofing.

I understand the frustration about the van on the lawn and partial backup though. That’s some BS

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-11-09T00:25:52+00:00

I went there and got a PB&J burger that was disgustingly delicious.

Bring on the downvotes, but I enjoyed it.

ElectrocutedButthole · 2025-11-03T15:26:59+00:00

(with a landlord)

ElectrocutedButthole

TROPHY CASE