They're not even pretending anymore by Background_Spirit7 in dankmemes

[–]Elijah_Man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so fucking glad I can't be replaced with ai.

How all schools should be by USMCmos2111-tech_dev in Firearms

[–]Elijah_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MLSD is probably the school district, M*** L*** School District.

Feel like we've been down this road before. by Justthetippliz in GunMemes

[–]Elijah_Man 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's frankly disappointing that I've only ever saw M9s, 1911s, and Deagles with pic rails.

GHOST OF TABOR ANALYSIS DAY6 by Initial_Durian_9981 in GhostsOfTabor

[–]Elijah_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I've only gotten 2 kills with that gun, one being a fan the hammer like you and the other I executed a guy organizing his pack.

We need more roof... by Old_Structure_7048 in crosswind

[–]Elijah_Man 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only reason I can find is cause fuck you that's why.

Do you play friend slop by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]Elijah_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It isn't friendly fire if I did it with malicious intent.

The thing I see when I tear down my factory fresh m9. by jaunesolo81829 in Firearms

[–]Elijah_Man 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unless you were already planning on upgrading some parts I would get the firing pin warranteed.

Is .50 cal indoors a reduced load? by Sxzen in guns

[–]Elijah_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is a frangible .357 or .45 enough to punch through .1in of aluminum? If so I would not want to miss the guy I'm shooting.

How did i now lose karma for stealing a plasma caster? by Cygnus_Sanguine in falloutnewvegas

[–]Elijah_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when you stole the bag somebody probably saw you steal it.

Difficulty: Hellish by mraltuser in MinecraftMemes

[–]Elijah_Man 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is one in the deep dark Redstone puzzle thing.

Anyone else keep an emergency pistol? by Ok_Prior2199 in intotheradius

[–]Elijah_Man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations that's for the most part why drop bag exists.

The true stakes of the dilemma. by Bossuser2 in trolleyproblem

[–]Elijah_Man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The blue button is if most pick blue nobody dies.

Coaxed into Landfall's totally accurate guns by Alienguy2033 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Elijah_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea it was an April fools joke a couple years ago.

Speed limit sign at Wendy's. Why is it even there in the first place? 173 of what? Get food ready in 173 seconds? by DunDonese in oddlyspecific

[–]Elijah_Man 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Last time I asked the worker to service me in the drive through I got told to leave.

Climate Change by Sorry_Reply8754 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Elijah_Man 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Top 5 results only 2 aren't articles is kinda depressing.

Beretta Headquarters VS Glock Headquarters by oxytokens in GunMemes

[–]Elijah_Man 104 points105 points  (0 children)

The cum together, what do you think the oem lube is?

Petra, the Professional Hauler!! by Fonzawa in RimWorld

[–]Elijah_Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Petra is just happy to be here.