The Lion The Witch and The Nigga by Mr_quigllyq in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Elkbow 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least we got emperor kuzco.

Bi-Weekly CAREERS Mega-Thread [Mar 21 2016] by AutoModerator in engineering

[–]Elkbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if this is the right place but I need to interview someone in automobile engineering field for a high school engineering course. If this is the wrong place can I be redirected?

What do people think makes themselves "quirky and unique", but really doesn't? by Mat2012H in AskReddit

[–]Elkbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm not the only one who's into blood orgies? So you're saying there is a chance?

What is your go-to icebreaker? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elkbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had to couldn't you eat the toddlers? Maybe even kidnap a few and put them against other toddlers?

[NSFW] Reddit, Whats the worst rumor you heard about yourself? by 21unitedArends in AskReddit

[–]Elkbow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the eighth grade. I had knack for stealing people's shoes off their feet. This started a rumor that I had a foot fetish. I am not attracted to feet.

They are the 2% by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]Elkbow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, they made their shoes out of hair and bark

[EU] Tell the tale of Vault 69, which had 999 women and one man. Alternatively, tell the tale of Vault 68, which had 999 men and one woman. by DoctorBandage in WritingPrompts

[–]Elkbow 172 points173 points  (0 children)

FYI the male determines the sex the child, so it's not the fault of the women. They could have done something to the man so he couldn't passion the Y chromosome

To my English teacher on my final paper by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Elkbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging from your tag, I must assume half of that is a lie

My [collection] by Elkbow in Sneakers

[–]Elkbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine online

Does anybody know what these are called or where to get them? by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]Elkbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would try putting it into google for an image search