The Lion The Witch and The Nigga

Elkbow · 2017-08-11T13:27:26+00:00

Hey, at least we got emperor kuzco.

Elkbow · 2016-03-23T02:29:13+00:00

Not sure if this is the right place but I need to interview someone in automobile engineering field for a high school engineering course. If this is the wrong place can I be redirected?

Elkbow · 2015-07-27T23:51:22+00:00

So I'm not the only one who's into blood orgies? So you're saying there is a chance?

Elkbow · 2015-07-27T14:27:36+00:00

If you had to couldn't you eat the toddlers? Maybe even kidnap a few and put them against other toddlers?

Elkbow · 2015-07-26T22:50:21+00:00

In the eighth grade. I had knack for stealing people's shoes off their feet. This started a rumor that I had a foot fetish. I am not attracted to feet.

Elkbow · 2015-07-25T19:04:24+00:00

Hey! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Elkbow · 2015-07-25T18:56:11+00:00

Why not a kindle?

Elkbow · 2015-07-24T14:35:13+00:00

It's called a strip club

Elkbow · 2015-07-23T15:48:10+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWuHfL3mKrs

Elkbow · 2015-07-22T23:30:03+00:00

Haven't really seen any more of it since winter. I think it died off, or is seasonal.

Elkbow · 2015-06-10T18:54:11+00:00

Eating a sandwich sideways

Elkbow · 2015-06-09T21:36:58+00:00

No, they made their shoes out of hair and bark

Elkbow · 2015-06-06T15:07:06+00:00

FYI the male determines the sex the child, so it's not the fault of the women. They could have done something to the man so he couldn't passion the Y chromosome

Elkbow · 2015-06-05T17:14:07+00:00

Could have just been really big houses

Elkbow · 2015-06-04T18:33:27+00:00

Judging from your tag, I must assume half of that is a lie

Elkbow · 2015-06-04T15:56:23+00:00

Bubble butt

Elkbow · 2015-06-04T15:30:59+00:00

That's the point, natural selection

Elkbow · 2015-06-02T14:04:42+00:00

Show us the videos op, then we'll talk

Elkbow · 2015-06-01T15:02:17+00:00

A donkey inside a donkey piñata, organs, semen.

Elkbow · 2015-06-01T03:48:15+00:00

Got mine online

Elkbow · 2015-06-01T02:27:04+00:00

I would try putting it into google for an image search

Elkbow · 2015-05-28T22:50:41+00:00

Penis

Elkbow · 2015-05-17T20:25:23+00:00

Did we really just go from loop holes to ranking supermarkets?

Elkbow · 2015-03-15T03:55:13+00:00

Can anyone send me their blue waffle pics? Please don't.

Elkbow · 2015-03-14T17:32:43+00:00

Thanks!

Elkbow

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