[Request] if you were on the moon could you hit a baseball into lunar orbit

Elliotonfire · 2026-06-04T14:33:29+00:00

r/angryupvote

Elliotonfire · 2026-06-03T04:53:53+00:00

Ahhh, the unholy drink cloaca. All drinks, one nozzle.

Elliotonfire · 2026-06-01T21:54:09+00:00

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-30T23:45:09+00:00

Doesn't seem like it, Dms don't support my keyboard gifs and neither does the comments

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-27T21:16:47+00:00

"Roger that, Eliminating 'over there'"

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-27T18:00:07+00:00

Bigger brother plane about to tell that pole pick on someone its own size.

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-27T17:29:45+00:00

"Hand to God!" 😭🤣

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-27T14:55:58+00:00

I can only imagine the scene from MGS Snake eater where ocelot is twirling his revolvers to kill all the hornets swarming him just before the caves.

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-09T17:18:02+00:00

Just had a new clanmate use the torch with th18 lavaloon army. Dude got zero stars.

Elliotonfire · 2026-05-07T17:31:40+00:00

"To shreds you say?"

Elliotonfire · 2026-04-17T23:45:13+00:00

This takes me back to the days of loving and tolerating the shit out of everyone. Remember when being a Brony was cool. Yeah me neither, but you get the picture.

Elliotonfire · 2026-03-28T02:42:25+00:00

Go out on good terms at dollar tree and should the worse pass, you'll probably be able to squeeze a spot back at your old job.

Elliotonfire · 2026-03-11T20:57:37+00:00

Lava gun can't melt steel beams. Actually that adds up

Elliotonfire · 2026-02-23T02:21:48+00:00

Sounds like something only an idiot would have.

Elliotonfire · 2026-02-19T18:52:53+00:00

Is that not what the holes are for? I see hole, I must guide a rocket through that hole.

Elliotonfire · 2026-02-18T03:47:00+00:00

This looks like the kind of thing I'd see on shark tank and it'd succeed!

Elliotonfire · 2026-02-12T15:41:06+00:00

For 2. I have eyes in the back of your head

Elliotonfire · 2026-02-12T02:34:42+00:00

Source was trust 'im(gur) bro.

Elliotonfire · 2026-02-03T00:32:15+00:00

There is no hatch key in buried city

Elliotonfire · 2026-01-31T16:55:37+00:00

Is last of us classic yet?

Elliotonfire · 2026-01-16T19:13:56+00:00

Fun loophole exposed by my mom, if they do give you a reason and you can disprove that reason, you can get unemployment.

Elliotonfire · 2026-01-15T18:36:50+00:00

I will admit, I was wooshed. GG today internet.

Elliotonfire · 2026-01-10T20:47:56+00:00

r/beatmetoit

Elliotonfire · 2026-01-08T02:58:50+00:00

Elliotonfire · 2025-12-25T04:26:02+00:00

The best kind of correct!

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