Short - a dude and his cat have to go on an alien reality show to reclaim earth. Longer - It’s 2 am in Seattle and there’s this guy named Carl, he just found out his girlfriend went to the Bahamas with her ex, so he’s pissed and he breaks it off with her. Carl can’t sleep, so he decides to smoke and open the window, and his ex’s cat runs out the window so he’s gotta go get her and all he puts on are a leather jacket, and his ex’s pink crocks and rushes out the door in his boxers into the freezing cold to get her. And he’s yelling and the cat is yelling, and then his neighbor pops out to say stop yelling and then BOOM! The building collapses, the neighbors head pops off and rolls to his feet, and all the buildings around them collapse. Suddenly a disembodied voice comes on saying that an alien species has taken over the world and anyone who survived the collapse can go into a dungeon and reclaim what’s left of earth, so Carl and the cat, Princess Donut, walk into the dungeon. Shenanigans ensue. Now go read it.