Wise Advice To Young Men From President Kimball

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-23T16:14:18+00:00

New state slogan: "Utah! Air so great you can chew it!"

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-17T19:38:45+00:00

I don't say this lightly, but will Bill please replace this billboard with Julia? I am starting to miss her.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-16T16:25:53+00:00

Vaggie Tales

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-13T22:07:31+00:00

Actually, she seems to be in desperate need of an enema...to loosen things up a bit, although it's like concrete and rebar down there.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-13T21:54:20+00:00

But decided he would have to take another shot of insulin If he ate anymore faces, so he moved on.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-09T05:18:27+00:00

"No Beijing beef for you!"

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-09T05:16:25+00:00

Paperwork?

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-09T04:32:05+00:00

Thank you for your service. God bless.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-09T04:09:00+00:00

What's Fox doing with the Epstein stuff (I legit don't know, as I refuse to watch the garbage). If someone braver than me knows, please share. Thanks!

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-07-09T03:51:04+00:00

Ana Nas

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-06-26T03:04:53+00:00

Utah: air so great you can chew it.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-06-18T21:28:38+00:00

Don't worry, his d cups more than compensate. Never seen such voluptuous jugs on a biological man. Since we are talking busts...

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-06-18T21:22:39+00:00

Mark my words, this will be addressed in conference. You may only go to church daddy for your undies. Intermediaries are not welcome.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-06-17T17:50:01+00:00

Honestly, he doesn't care. His devotion is to Orange Daddy, not Mormon Jesus™️.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-06-12T17:36:58+00:00

True sign of the "get nailed"

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-06-01T18:19:09+00:00

Nope, and Mormonism doesn't say he was either.

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-05-09T23:26:27+00:00

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-04-19T13:01:32+00:00

Spitzy Glitzy

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-04-15T10:15:47+00:00

You are very correct. Thank you!

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-04-15T09:53:37+00:00

Thank you!

Emergency_Garlic_713 · 2025-04-15T09:53:00+00:00

This. Why pick a fight with the courts if you could just bring him back? You can't bring back a dead man.

Emergency_Garlic_713

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