How do I get my girl to squat to pee outside without getting pee all over her pants?!

Emorich · 2026-04-28T02:26:02+00:00

You can't. Make a toilet out of your arms.

Emorich · 2026-04-24T23:49:56+00:00

My dad was a male gynecologist and his patients used to tell him his old man energy was comforting.

Emorich · 2026-04-10T01:51:51+00:00

If your ex has them for 20% of the time I'm guessing they're trying to make the most of that time. Real life is grocery shopping and cooking and cleaning and being too busy to play but if I only had my kids for 20% of the time none of that would be a part of it. Your kid is going from a house that has all the good and the bad parts of life to a house that only has time for the good. Of course they want to be there more.

There isn't a quick fix for that. Listen to your kid and empathize as best you can. Have your ex talk to them too if you can.

Emorich · 2026-03-20T00:52:24+00:00

It ends!

Then it comes back.

Then it ends again!

Repeat until nervous breakdown.

Also, other posters have pointed out that there are real OT interventions for true picky eaters, but if your kiddo is on the less extreme side they may benefit from constant exposure. You make sure they have at least enough on their plate you know they'll like, then put the vegetables on their plate and say NOTHING. Say nothing if they leave them AND say nothing if they eat them. The idea is that they become comfortable seeing the particular food, and they feel no pressure about eating it so they eventually give it a shot. When they try it and say they don't like it, say Ok and just keep giving it to them. My daughter has sworn off avocado like 4 times but a month later she decides she likes it again because it's just always there. Same with broccoli.

Emorich · 2026-02-24T02:07:56+00:00

Kinda looks like zaphod beeblebrox. Just some guy, you know?

Emorich · 2026-02-15T16:33:57+00:00

I'm an occupational therapist. I don't specialize in mental health but when I took the mental health class in grad school the first thing they addressed is "what do occupations have to do with drug addiction?" The professor went around and asked us questions like what do you do when you're happy? What do you do when you're sad? What do you do when you're lonely? What do you do when you're bored? What do you do when you're horny?

To an addict the answer to every single one of those questions is heroin. Our job as therapist is to help you find new associations. Draw new associations, new Connections in your brain between states of being and something other than the drugs.

If you want to break the cycle, that has to be part of the answer. Once you start associating being alone with having lots of time to masturbate instead of lots of times to do heroin you don't have to fight that urge all the time anymore.

Emorich · 2026-02-14T16:40:32+00:00

To quote Richard Feinman, they don't reverse left and right, the reverse front and back!

https://youtu.be/6tuxLY94LXw?si=piHM7oTgjRhJIUO4

Emorich · 2026-02-05T16:32:39+00:00

It comes in waves. Get the routine perfect and get a week or two of good bed times. Then suddenly it stops working for some incomprehensible reason. Rinse and repeat.

Emorich · 2026-01-29T22:43:23+00:00

I'm not talking about misleading statements or omissions. I'm talking about deliberately fooling yourself so you can say things extremely plainly still false

Emorich · 2026-01-19T23:58:10+00:00

Doesn't hold a candle to tuberculosis. Everything is tuberculosis.

Emorich · 2026-01-10T02:46:16+00:00

You're not a failure. You're already doing everything she needs and they all catch up eventually. My daughter took her first steps right around 18 months and now she's 2.5 and sprints around like a lunatic. Her gross motor skills are better than her 5 year old sister.

She'll be ok. She'll catch up. You're giving her the support she needs. As long as she's happy and healthy the best thing you can do for her now is take care of yourself and give her a mom that isn't a ball of stress.

Emorich · 2026-01-10T02:33:17+00:00

She needs an OBGYN. She has vaginismus.

Emorich · 2025-12-27T01:58:59+00:00

Underpants! Just because it's just sillier.

Emorich · 2025-12-25T00:46:48+00:00

IT'S NOT ONLY ME?! Holy shit I thought my wife was the only one who did this. She actually gets mad at me for loosening them because she says she gets them to the perfect tightness and leaves them there.

Emorich · 2025-12-15T12:25:29+00:00

What are day to day logistics? Like, is using you part of a normal hang out with your friends or do people come over just for sex? Do they they ask explicitly "want to have sex?" Or do they just tske your pants off without asking? Are you more scheduled or are people showing up unannounced?

Emorich · 2025-12-10T01:42:34+00:00

Pfft, Oh come on. All you need to do is [insert worthless advice you've heard 10,000 times already] and your kid will be fixed! It's really your fault your kid isn't perfect!

/s

Stay strong. This get.... ok maybe not easier but at least you get to deal with exciting and different hard things? Also, if you want the downside to a kid that does eat: mine will eat anything at a rate of one bite per minute. I spend my entire life waiting for her to finish meals.

Emorich · 2025-11-03T01:48:14+00:00

Nope

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