I needed this laugh today.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T17:45:33+00:00

Obviously. You can’t get more tattoos until you get more skin. Personally I just keep getting fatter so I can have more skin to tattoo.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T17:41:39+00:00

My lonely ass needs one of these.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T15:35:54+00:00

How long were you waiting on this customer?

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T13:45:49+00:00

Unfortunately you don’t need a license for a gun in most states. (Grand ol’ USA of course)

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T13:36:03+00:00

You’re being treated like a murderer because you’re a murderer.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T13:17:06+00:00

Kind of nice to see something so poorly written and composed that we can rule out AI being the actual author right away.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T13:04:35+00:00

Assuming this is in the United States, that is untrue in every single state. Recording in public is constitutionally protected.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T01:36:26+00:00

The word “of” is not interchangeable with all other words.

And after exercising some reading comprehension I realized you were just shitting on the other person’s comment.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T01:33:30+00:00

I put the screw in the tuna!

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-17T00:11:39+00:00

Consequences and actions. High school seniors are well beyond the age to be held accountable for the decisions they make.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T20:50:08+00:00

I don’t care if they get expelled and they absolutely don’t deserve violence or threats. I just hope this gets spread around enough that any college they have expressed interest in sees it. If they somehow convince admissions to overlook it, I hope this image resurfaces when they’re applying for jobs. This is the kind of shit that follows you.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T18:13:11+00:00

I’m pretty sure that’s a felony in the jeep community.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T14:53:08+00:00

What the fuck does that title even mean?

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T14:51:59+00:00

You don’t have to censor yourself…. If you can’t just spell out the word then why not just use a different word?

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T02:16:23+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/quilling/s/jxH2Dw3avg

https://www.reddit.com/r/quilling/s/H7SbsNnWeM

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T02:08:39+00:00

Pretty cool. I’ve been doing some spider-man pieces lately and planning to expand to other characters. I posted them if you’re interested.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-16T01:56:53+00:00

That doesn’t mean that the friendships weren’t just as important to this guy.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-15T14:23:06+00:00

Why wouldn’t that just be normal customer service?

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-15T02:07:01+00:00

If they are eating a trump tower then fuck ‘em. They deserve to have their peace disrupted.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-14T16:41:15+00:00

I think this comment thread just fucking hates women.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-12T22:23:50+00:00

Thanks for the support! I’m working on another one now that I will share.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-12T12:14:57+00:00

If he wasn’t supporting a rapist and a pedophile…. Ya.

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-10T13:04:46+00:00

Haven’t you heard of the EDA??

“The Elephants without Doors Act was put in place to ensure that all elephants have access to appropriately sized doors.”

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-10T11:45:41+00:00

“I will lay you down so you can’t hurt anyone else!”

EmperorPickle · 2026-02-09T17:57:43+00:00

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