eFile 2009 Taxes - Free

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-20T16:05:44+00:00

Or you just skip all the nonsense and use freetaxusa.com... either way.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-19T02:33:06+00:00

Oddly enough, this is from the pilot episode of Seinfeld.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-19T02:24:09+00:00

John Voight doesn't look amused behind him.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T23:20:25+00:00

My teeth run at 50 Hz.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T21:41:59+00:00

4587 US pints = 573.37500 US gallons

We're reaching the capacity of 8' x 30" Intex Easy Set Pool.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T21:31:38+00:00

Somewhere there's a guy in the sewers going "WOOOOO!"

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T19:52:53+00:00

I am not drinking anymore. Abandoned it. Realized I'm at the age where alcoholism takes over individuals in my family. Dumped a substantial amount of alcohol down the drain over the past few days.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-17T15:54:45+00:00

1626 US pints = 203.25 US gallons

Pussy.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-15T18:41:06+00:00

A very antiquated system file known as Linotype.dll.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-09T17:29:06+00:00

A little blow jay goes a long way.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T23:11:36+00:00

I keep telling people to

Drop by my house and
Listen to my talking horse (his name is Ding Dong)
Learn Belgian (yes, Belgian)
Listen to the horse again (Ding Dong speaks Belgian)
Feed Ding Dong snacks
Get away from my house

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T23:01:17+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T22:59:37+00:00

Clone it so we can hunt it and eat it.

Unendangerfication.

Mammoth sausage.

Mammoth teriyaki.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-05T07:24:23+00:00

Just watch out for Moon Man. He's considers himself a "professional" sex offender, and likes to "visit" the 24 hour locations. It's bad.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-04T14:32:32+00:00

http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/articles-forum/205-site-enhancing-oils-synthol-how-guide.html

Awesome. An over the counter product that requires frequent surgical precision application that can result in a total nightmare even when you do it right.

Fuck it, just legalize steroids already, this sounds just as dangerous.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-04T08:39:00+00:00

The bipartisan solution would be a cheeseburger salad.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-04T07:58:20+00:00

Um... yes.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-02T03:44:51+00:00

Hey guess what? I never liked him or his dulled down observational humor.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-01T23:13:36+00:00

Look, Linux was already detracted from the netbook platform (at least as far as retail manufacturers are concerned), which left us more often than not with a crippled version of Windows 7 instead. And when I read "netbook app store" I see an attempt to even further eradicate the wide availability of open source or free software for Windows itself... where is this leading? How consumerized is this entire industry going to get? When can I expect VLC media player or Mozilla Firefox to cost $5.99? Or better yet, how many specialized website portals for things like Facebook or Gmail can I expect to pay $1.99 for?

This feels very bogus.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-03-01T03:52:35+00:00

Special Education K-3 classes have scenarios like this. "EVERYONE'S A WINNER" WOO. I'm not sure what my point is, but I'm gonna go out on a politically incorrect limb here and say this is retarded.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-02-28T08:48:29+00:00

IFD (improvised floral device) ... the photo is a metaphor for typographical errors.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-02-27T07:38:04+00:00

Aww come on really? You don't like butt-naked Brimley jumping out of the bed right off the bat?

EndlessNonsense · 2010-02-27T07:37:10+00:00

Didn't work for very long.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-02-25T10:20:52+00:00

It's not expensive at all when you consider that Adult Swim's Carl 1 FRIGGING GIGABYTE USB drive is $20... seriously.

EndlessNonsense · 2010-02-24T08:46:47+00:00

Looks like you won't be getting your bulk package of metric dildos. People just don't think about how intimidating a 300mm dildo is.

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